Mastodon Mayhem: Rewriting History!

ancient civilizations, ancient history, anthropology, Archaeological Findings, archaeology, Cerutti Mastodon, early humans, evolutionary history, Fossil discovery, fossil excavation, History, human evolution, human origins, ice age, Mastodon, MAYHEM, MegaFauna, Megafauna Extinction, paleoanthropology, Paleontology, prehistoric animals, Prehistoric discoveries, ReWriting, scientific discovery

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	156
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Runes Activated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6784
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a story that will blow ur mind like a creeper explosion! so listen up, there was this thing called the Cerutti Mastodon, a fossil that could totally rewrite the human story. like, imagine if humans and mastodons were bffs back in the day, building epic structures together and going on wild adventures. that’s the kind of history u’ll uncover on this server, where every block tells a tale and every mob has a secret to spill. join now and be part of the legend, cuz this server is lit like a nether portal on fire!

SisSnubbedSoiree

Accomplishments.., animosity, Birthday Party, celebration, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, Individuality, Jealousy, party planning, Resentment, Selflessness, sibling comparison, sibling rivalry, SisSnubbedSoiree, special occasion, spotlight, standing up for girlfriend, strained relationships, Support, twin sister

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Are you tired of living in someone else’s shadow? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate YOU and only YOU! No more sharing the spotlight with your twin sister or anyone else. It’s your time to shine, just like the diamonds you’ll mine in our server!

Imagine a world where all the mobs bow down to you because you’re the star of the show. No more feeling like the second choice, because on our server, you’re the main event. Build your dream castle, slay dragons, and show the world that you are the true queen (or king) of Minecraft.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you should be more like your sibling – on our server, you’re perfect just the way you are. So come join us and let’s party like it’s your birthday every day! Because you deserve it, and we’ll make sure you feel like the VIP you truly are.

UselessSkillzMC SMP

beneficial, BIZARRE, Day, Expertise, Handy, odd, Perfected, practical, proficiency, quirky, Random, serendipity, smp, Specialty, strange, Surprising, talent, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, useless skill, UselessSkillzMC

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only skill you need is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you’ve perfected the art of juggling chickens while riding a pig, because you never know when that skill might come in handy during a PvP battle. Or maybe you’re a master at building pixel art of Nicolas Cage using only dirt blocks – we guarantee you’ll fit right in with our quirky community.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. So if you want to learn how to build a working roller coaster powered by fish, this is the place to be.

So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your most useless skills – you never know when they might just save the day!

DumbCraftIQ

below average intelligence, cognitive abilities, cognitive development issues, cognitive impairment, DumbCraftIQ, intellectual deficiency, intellectual disabilities, lack of cognitive skills, lack of critical thinking, lack of reasoning skills, learning disabilities, limited mental capacity, low intelligence, low iq, mental retardation, poor decision making, poor problem solving skills, signs of low intelligence, slow learner, unintelligent behavior

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	2177	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Crops Grown:	9051
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to prove you’re not as dumb as a box of rocks! Our server is so smart, it once beat a chess grandmaster in a game of checkers. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sheep can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command. Don’t be a blockhead, join us now and show off your big brain energy!

CraftyCommiesMC

aggression, CASUALTIES, Conflict, cost, CraftyCommiesMC, Damage, Defense, Economy, finance, international relations, Invasion, Military, Morning attack, Political, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, US$1.3 billion, War

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magic Items Found:	1771
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got like, the craziest battles ever. like, imagine if ukraine and russia were in minecraft and they had a morning attack that cost like, a bajillion dollars. that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on this server. join now and be part of the madness. plus, we have like, unicorns and dragons and stuff. u won’t find that on any other server, i swear. so like, come join the fun, bro. it’s gonna be epic.

Diamonds & Waves Server

bedeck, Buoy, continental drift, continents, diamond formation, diamonds, Earth’s crust, geological forces, Geological processes, geology, Mantle waves, mineral formation, Natural phenomena, plate tectonics, precious stones, seismic activity, Server, subterranean movements, tectonic uplift, uplifted landmasses, Upward, Waves

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Potions Brewed:	91	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where mantle waves lift continents up and sprinkle them with diamonds like confetti at a party. you’ll be mining for days and still not run out of bling bling. the land is literally alive and wants to make you rich, so why not take advantage of this geological generosity? join now and become the richest miner in all the land!

Hermitcraft-inspired server with more structures and proximity voice chat, but java 1.21 and 17+ only! LGBTQ+ friendly!

Chat, Community Focused, Events, Friendly, HermitCraft Inspired, Hermitcraftinspired, java, java1.21, LGBTQ, new season, new world, Player Economy, Proximity, proximity voice chat, Server, smp, Structures, Vanilla, VOICE, Whitelist

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

About Us

A Minecraft Java server with the perfect blend of vanilla experience enhanced by QoL features and exciting datapacks such as crafting tweaks, additional structures, improved advancements, and more! Our server is inspired by the Hermitcraft server and focuses on fostering a tight-knit community.

Features

Special Districts	Shopping, minigames
Monthly Building Challenges	Compete and showcase your building skills
Events	Special events and an MCC-inspired championship

Plugins

Onyx SMP is a semi-vanilla server with quality-of-life plugins and game-enhancing datapacks such as CoreProtect, EssentialsX, Dynmap, and more.

Rules

Be kind and respectful
No stealing, griefing, cheating, or exploiting
Must own Java version of Minecraft, speak English, and be over 17 years old
No big mob and redstone farms

Applications

If you are interested in joining our community, please submit a thoughtful application here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players must be over 17 years old.
Are there specific building challenges?	Yes, we have monthly building challenges for players to participate in.
Can I use mods on the server?	No, the server is semi-vanilla and does not allow mod usage.
How can I report a rule violation?	You can report any violations to the server admins or through our Discord server.

NarutoCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Anime, Author, Character development, creativity, criticism, determination, fan theories, hard work, kishimoto, Manga, Minecraft, Naruto, NarutoCraft, ninja, perseverance, series, Server, SHONEN, storytelling, success, Theme, Writing

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of working hard in real life only to come home and work hard in Minecraft too? Well, fear not, because on our server, we believe in taking the easy way out! Join us and experience a world where hard work is a thing of the past and laziness reigns supreme.

Imagine a world where you can defeat the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a couple of rotten potatoes. Or where you can build a house out of diamonds and obsidian in just five minutes. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So why did Kishimoto abandon the theme of hard work in his series? Because he knew that our server existed and that true greatness comes from taking shortcuts and bending the rules. Join us today and see just how far you can go with a little bit of laziness and a whole lot of fun!

Minecraft SMP – /fgoalter/ – The Grand Order of Blocky Fate

Advanced Quest, Anime NYC 2024, Back to School Campaign, blocky, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate, fate grand order, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Future Quartz, Gilgamesh (Archer), GRAND, Koyanskaya of Light, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, NA General, Order, Pickup Summon, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, smp

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	342	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play!

Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your wildest creativity and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and mysterious traps. Who knows what kind of adventure awaits around every corner?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

LesbianCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Boyfriend, coming out, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, friendship, high school, Honesty, Jealousy, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, prejudice, relationships, Secrets, Server, Stereotypes, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Meet our resident love triangle – Me (16M), Carly (15F), and Quinn (15M). Carly is a closeted lesbian, I’m bi, and Quinn is just trying to keep up with all the drama. Will they figure out their feelings while mining for diamonds? Only time will tell!

Watch out for unexpected lunch break encounters, jealous boyfriends, and emotional car rides. Who needs reality TV when you have our server full of unexpected twists and turns?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a preacher’s daughter, a debutant ball fem, and a jealous boyfriend all in one place? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the drama!

WeddingWheelsNoDeals

Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, Etiquette, family, in-laws, personal boundaries, personal vehicle, relationships, stress, SUV, Transportation, turo, vehicle ownership, vehicle rental, Wedding, wedding day, wedding guests, wedding planning, WeddingWheelsNoDeals

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of in-laws trying to steal your ride for your own wedding? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!

On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue without any unwanted guests borrowing your SUV. Plus, we have a special feature where you can summon a fleet of rental cars or even a magical Turo vehicle to transport you and your guests in style.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and say goodbye to wedding vehicle woes. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama!

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