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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 4000 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 3579 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
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