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Salty Potato Gamer Minecraft SMP: Salty Potato Gamer Describe him in 3 words: Salty, Potato, Gamer

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Farms Harvested:	475	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and epic builds! Our server is like a never-ending party where you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next. From building giant statues of chickens to staging elaborate pranks on your fellow players, the possibilities are endless on our server.

One time, we had a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake because they misread a crafting recipe. Another player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it launched players into the stratosphere! And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server with your crazy antics and epic builds. See you in the game!

LadyCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Desires, emotional release, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, Ladycraft, longing, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-understanding, Server, sexual desires, Sexuality, societal expectations, societal norms, Therapy

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Emeralds Found:	3010	Towns Built:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for resources? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can live out all your wildest fantasies, like turning into a woman and giving love to all the men on the server.

Our server is a place where you can let loose and be whoever you want to be, whether that’s a sexy seductress or a fearless warrior. And don’t worry, there’s no judgment here – we embrace all kinds of crazy ideas and thoughts. So come on over and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find the “cure” to all your wildest dreams!

Daily Tegami Bachi Storytime Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Amberground, Anime, Bachi, Chapter 28, Daily, Daily Tegami Bachi Storytime, FANTASY, friendship, Gauche Suede, Lag Seeing, Letter Bee, letter delivery, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, SHONEN, smp, storytime, Supernatural, Tegami, Tegami Bachi, Two Travellers

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Alien Abductions:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Love Letters Sent:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn.

In Chapter 28: Two Travellers, you’ll meet Bob the Builder and Steve the Sheep Whisperer as they embark on a quest to find the mythical Diamond Pig. Along the way, they’ll encounter exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a village of friendly llamas who only speak in riddles.

But beware, the Diamond Pig is guarded by the fearsome Ender Dragon, who has a weakness for cheesy jokes and can be easily distracted by a well-timed chicken dance. Will Bob and Steve be able to outsmart the dragon and claim the treasure for themselves?

Join our SMP today for a chance to be part of the madness and mayhem. Who knows what adventures await you in our wacky world of Minecraft!

Resist the Americanization – Minecraft Server

Americanization, anti-American, anti-globalization, cultural appropriation, cultural autonomy, cultural diversity, cultural hegemony, cultural heritage, cultural identity, cultural imperialism, Cultural preservation, cultural resistance, cultural resistance movement, cultural sovereignty, culture preservation, Globalization, Minecraft, national pride, Resist, resistance, Server, traditional values

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Star Shards Collected:	58	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Zombie Dances:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Tired of being bombarded with American culture everywhere you go? Escape to our Minecraft server where we have banned all things American! No more burgers, no more baseball, just good old-fashioned block-building fun.

Join us and fight against the Americanization of Minecraft! Our server is a safe haven for those who want to preserve their cultural identity and resist the spread of American influence in the gaming world. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the non-American snacks and treats you could ever want.

So come join us on our quest to keep Minecraft free from the clutches of Americanization. Build, explore, and most importantly, resist! Who knew a blocky world could be so political?

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Minecraft SMP

amusement, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, haha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jesting, jocularity, jokes, joviality, Laughter, Minecraft, Mirth, satire, smp, WHIMSICAL, wisecracks, WIT

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic SMP experience of your life, where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Fluffy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Taco Village, where all the villagers speak in taco emojis and the currency is actually tacos. Don’t worry, we have a Taco Farm where you can harvest your own tacos to trade with the villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will). Hahahahahahahaha!

ꜰʀᴏsᴛɢʀɪᴇꜰ l Fight, win Minecraft server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Crops Grown:	6408
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

: l this is the best grief server, with a responsive administration l a well-developed system of pvp, clans, auction, and so on

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DreamyCraft Minecraft Server

Algorithms, backbiting, DreamyCraft, equitable environment, ethical concerns, Exploitation, favoritism, growth, high school cliques, hostile environment, internal conflict, Iriam, Jealousy, lack of support, Manipulation, Marginalized, Minecraft, profit-driven, reward systems, Server, toxic environment, VDreams, VISIBILITY, vtuber group

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Alien Abductions:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where we have more internal conflict than a Vtuber group trying to sabotage each other!

Join us and experience the thrill of scheduling conflicting events, muting each other in-game, and spreading rumors behind each other’s backs. It’s like high school drama, but with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Our platform is so profit-driven that even the algorithms are biased towards the popular players. It’s like a virtual Hunger Games, where only the strong survive and the smaller streamers struggle to gain recognition.

So if you’re looking for a server with more backbiting, jealousy, and favoritism than you can handle, join us now! It’s a toxic environment that will make you feel right at home.

Napoleon’s Ancestors’ International Minecraft SMP Office

ANCESTORS, Competition, DYNASTY, Empire, european history, family, financial industry, French History, History, influence, Inheritance, International, international finance, leadership, Legacy, lineage, Minecraft, Napoleon, Napoleons, office, political intrigue, power struggle, Rivals, smp, wealth

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP where the ancestors of Napoleon and his rivals have all come together to work in international finance…in Minecraft! Watch as they battle it out in epic PvP matches, using their financial prowess to outsmart each other and conquer the virtual world. Will Napoleon’s great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson finally get revenge on his old nemesis? Will the Rothschild family dominate the economy once again? Find out on our server, where history meets finance meets blocky adventures! Join now for a chance to rewrite history…or at least have a good laugh with some crazy Minecraft players!

Ace Girl’s Reminder Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5620
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	374978
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the ace girls out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of ace girls stumbled upon this magical server where the diamonds sparkled brighter than the sun and the creepers danced to the beat of their own explosion. They built the most fabulous rainbow castle you’ve ever seen and rode on the backs of flying pigs into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to all those who can find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s dirt house into a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. True story.

So if you want to join the ranks of the best ace girls in Minecraft history and embark on epic adventures filled with magic and mayhem, then come on down to our server! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your love for all things ridiculous. See you there!

PixelPals Minecraft SMP – EIEN Extended

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than /eiex/ – EIEN ExtendedSchedules! Join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than a herd of pigs in a minecart race.

Meet our eccentric members: – Ekkomori: She’ll scream louder than a ghast, play horror games, and lull you to sleep with ASMR. – Amora Lumina: This noblewoman is as silly as a chicken in a tuxedo, speedrunning and drawing her way to victory. – FerumiKaipa: This tomboy is as unhinged as a creeper on a sugar rush, playing indie and retro games like a boss. – Skye Senfort: A dorky mecha fan who loves action games, zatsu, and drawing like a pro. – Nemo Nevermore: She’s batshit crazy in the best way possible, dominating League, Animal Crossing, and Halo. – Mirri Saffire: An energetic girl who conquers horror games and draws like a Minecraft Picasso. – Blaise Shinryu: An ironic weeb who slays action games, Nier, and cosplay like a true legend. – Admyra Wyvernhart: Aegis-Link extraordinaire who will guide you through the madness of our server. – CunnieHoe: A Twitch sensation who will make you laugh until you cry with her outrageous antics.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the EIEN Archives for a treasure trove of past shenanigans and epic moments. And don’t forget to check out our previous members who have graduated from the chaos of our server.

So why join /eiex/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with more drama, laughs, and insanity than a herd of sheep on a trampoline? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!