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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 9187 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 238 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
