join now for crazy battles, insane builds, and more laughs than a presidential debate!
IP: slapdownsarefun.aternos.me
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a secret underground resistance movement against Russian influence in the gaming world. We’re fighting the good fight, one block at a time. Plus, rumor has it that Zelenskyy himself is a secret admin on our server, pulling the strings behind the scenes.
So come join us and help us take down Trump the Russian asset in the most epic way possible – by building giant statues of Zelenskyy and organizing virtual protests in the town square. It’s time to show the world that even in Minecraft, justice will prevail!
I heard that on this server, Zelensky and Trump actually play Minecraft together and build giant walls to keep out creepers and zombies. It’s like, the most epic showdown ever, you won’t believe your eyes.
And get this, the server IP is like, totally insane: zelenskytrumpshowdown.aternos.me. Like, what even is that? But who cares, just join and witness the madness for yourself. Trust me, it’s worth it.
Join us and experience the thrill of diplomatic drama while buildin’ epic structures and battlin’ fierce mobs! Plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden treasure, u’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and emeralds!
So what are u waitin’ for? Come join us at play.zelenskythanksus.com and let the adventure begin!
join us now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures ever! build crazy structures, battle epic mobs, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!
server IP: disaster.meeting.Zelensky.About.trump
but here’s the kicker – Trump is like, “make a deal or we’re out,” and you’re just there like, “wait, what deal? what are you even talking about, bro?” but Trump is all serious and stuff, like he’s about to blow up the whole server if Zelensky doesn’t make a deal with him.
so now you’re stuck in the middle of this crazy drama, just trying to build your epic castle and avoid getting caught in the crossfire between Trump and Zelensky. but hey, at least it’s never a dull moment on this server, amirite?
if you wanna join in on the madness and see what other insane shenanigans go down, then come on over to our Minecraft server! who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll get into next? just be prepared for anything, because things can get pretty wacky around here.
one time, this dude built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and some zombies. it was like chicken run meets world war z, but with more feathers.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava pits? yeah, it’s like indiana jones meets lord of the rings, but with more explosions.
so come join us on this wild ride, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have cake. lots and lots of cake.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging drunken messages and threats while trying to build the perfect pixelated world. Our community is divided on whether you should let her in or keep her out, just like your family!
But fear not, on our server, you can create your own rules and decide who gets to join your virtual family gatherings. Who needs pedicures and girls’ days when you can have epic battles and adventures with fellow players?
So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected, just like when your FIL’s girlfriend grabbed his phone in the middle of the night. Who knows what crazy antics await you on our server!
we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. if you can defeat the chicken, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cake and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
but beware, there are also creepers that explode into confetti and skeletons that shoot arrows made of spaghetti. it’s a crazy world out there, but if you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the time of your life. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate turducken warrior!
DynastyCraft – Modded 1:135 Earth Factions set in the Dark Ages
Server Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/dynastycraft-official-modpack.1982222/about
Discord Server: https://discord.gg/fRKxthEv32
View our Dynasty Tree: https://app.mural.co/t/dynastycraft4614/m/dynastycraft4614/1703342169285/7d3e8296da894640518ff985c62981ae56bd74bb?sender=u4466355caa360503a5113250
DynastyCraft.crafted.pro:26740
Welcome to BladeSMP, where your journey to ultimate power begins! In this thrilling SMP, the goal is to craft and wield revamped armor and swords that elevate your combat prowess to new heights. With our unique plug-in, you can forge gear with higher armor rates and unparalleled strength, making every player a force to be reckoned with. Join a community of adventurers who are pushing the limits of their capabilities and dominating the battlefield. Apply now to BladeSMP and become a legend in a world where power knows no bounds!
Join here
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is BladeSMP currently accepting applications? | Yes, applications are currently open. |
| Does BladeSMP support cracked versions of Minecraft? | Yes, BladeSMP supports cracked versions. |
| What is the main focus of BladeSMP? | The main focus is to craft and wield powerful gear for enhanced combat abilities. |
| How can I join BladeSMP? | You can join by visiting the Discord server linked above. |
Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can unleash your inner Baki and show off your superhuman skills. Who needs magic when you’ve got ridiculous biology on your side? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to dominate the world of Minecraft with your mind-blowing moves. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and pure insanity!
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground kingdom of gnomes who are always throwing the wildest parties. Want to join in on the fun? Just bring a pickaxe and a sense of humor (gnomes love a good joke). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary leprechaun treasure hidden deep within the mines. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the world of Minecraft in a whole new (and hilariously tiny) way. Just watch out for the tiny dragons – they may be small, but they’re feisty little buggers.