Join us if you want to experience a server where the chickens are actually trained ninjas and will attack you if you dare to look at them the wrong way. Our pigs have a secret underground society where they plot to overthrow the players and take over the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our sheep have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties, and our cows are actually undercover spies for a rival server trying to steal our precious diamonds.
So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Who knows, you might even meet a friendly creeper who just wants to give you a hug (and blow you up, but hey, it’s the thought that counts).
Just like the confusion of your boyfriend accusing you of being a “whore” for having an “open” vag, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in, just like trying to figure out why your boyfriend is suddenly acting distant.
But don’t worry, just like trying to figure out why your hole wasn’t “closed”, there’s always a way to fix things on our server. So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only thing looser than your boyfriend’s understanding is the hole in your heart that only our server can fill.