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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 4960 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!
And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!
So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!