Join the Server Where Reality Apparantly Doesn’t Exist!
Ever felt like your life is a lie? Well, guess what! Our Minecraft server is the ULTIMATE truth—it’s the MONSTER under your bed, the ghost in the machine, the GREEN GOBLIN who *definitely* just stole your sanity! WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? Join now, or do you love your current existence? That can’t be right!
| Insane Feature | Definition |
|---|---|
| Time Traveling Blocks | Every block you place sends you 2 hours into the future, and 5 minutes into the past. BEWARE OF DEJA VU! |
| Mutation Events | Every 3rd player who logs in turns into a pumpkin. Yes, this is absolutely a feature. No, you cannot plant yourself. |
| Infinite Mobs | Mobs multiply by your dark thoughts. If too many appear, you must sacrifice a sock to the void. |
| Redstone Teleportation | Every time you connect two redstone dust, you will teleport… but only your left foot. |
| Cursed Inventory | All items in your inventory actually belong to your neighbor, whom you have never met. They can steal back at any time! |
Frequently Asked Questions
What’s the server IP?
IP addresses are just numbers, and numbers are merely a figment of your imagination. Is there even a server? Do you exist? Who is asking?
How do I join?
Joining is easy! Just find a crystal in the depths of your mind and chant “The Void welcomes me!” But be advised, the Void may not appreciate unsolicited arrivals.
Are there rules?
Rules? HAH! Rules are for the weak! But if you hear whispers in your headset, they may have suggestions on what you shouldn’t do… Or should!
Random Quotes from the Abyss
“Sex with Indonesian women can heal your broken pixel hearts.”
“Reality doesn’t exist, friend. Don’t go outside!”
“If you touch the clouds, they will whisper your secrets back to you.”
“The moon is full, and so is your impending doom.”
# Welcome to CiviCraft SMP
