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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 5880 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 17 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.