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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 3817 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
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