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ParisOlympicsSecure

athletes, Budget, Competition, concerns, fear, games, hostility, International, Israel, measures, olympics, Paris, ParisOlympicsSecure, precautions, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, sports, Surveillance, Tensions, threat

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9

OMG, THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE OLYMPICS BUT BETTER! WE HAVE DOUBLE THE SECURITY BUDGET BECAUSE OUR PLAYERS ARE SO FAMOUS, ATHLETES FROM PARIS ARE SCARED TO COMPETE HERE! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO FEEL LIKE A CELEBRITY AND AVOID HOSTILITY FROM FRENCHIES. PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, YOU’LL BLIND ANY HATERS TRYING TO ATTACK YOU. COME JOIN THE FUN AND BE A PART OF OUR EPIC MINECRAFT OLYMPICS!

SpermBankCraft

awkward, Clinic, different, donation, donation process, double meaning, fertility, fertility treatment, funny, guy, humor, JOKE, LOAD, Medical, reproductive health, reproductive system, reproductive technology, sperm bank, Sperm donor, sperm sample, SpermBankCraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Towns Built:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the craziest, wildest, most off-the-wall adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you can find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! And remember, “Get a load of this guy” means something totally different at a sperm bank.

RightCraft: Survival Bias Fun

adhd, animal studies, autism, BIAS, biases, brain development, cognitive psychology, evolutionary psychology, Fun, handedness, Human Behavior, left visual field bias, neurodiversity, neurological disorders, research, right-handedness, RightCraft, social advantages, social benefits, Social Interaction, Survival, survival tasks, visual field alignment

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Farms Harvested:	502	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Enchantments Applied:	176	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Mines Excavated:	2183

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE EMBRACE ALL BIASES, EVEN IF YOU’RE LEFT-HANDED AND SEE THINGS UPSIDE DOWN! WE BELIEVE THAT HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF CRAZINESS IN YOUR LIFE MAKES EVERYTHING MORE FUN!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE BOTTOM UP – THAT’S THE KIND OF WACKY SHENANIGANS YOU CAN EXPECT ON OUR SERVER!

PLUS, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT EMBRACING YOUR BIASES CAN ACTUALLY MAKE YOU A BETTER SURVIVOR, SO JOINING OUR SERVER MIGHT JUST SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY, UPSIDE-DOWN, LEFT-HANDED MASTERPIECES TOGETHER! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF AUTISM AND ADHD WHILE YOU’RE AT IT! #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS #BIASBUILDSUCCESS 😂🤪🏰🎮

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft Server

1.16.5, Achievements, atmosphere, Community, Datapack, Difficulty, Discord, Endless, equality, Friends, gameplay, HardBox, Hardcore, Loot, Minecraft, Progression, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

HardBox is a vanilla server without private and wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for a long game.

Equality of players:

We do not have donation privileges. All players start the game in equal conditions, we do not have any starting sets.

No privacy:

There is no private on the server, which means that players from the very beginning of the game must fully protect their home not only from monsters, but also from other players. You can start developing and build a starting house, but for good security it is worth going far from the spawn.

Standard framework:

The server is aimed at the most vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, jobs and other things created for degradation.

Hardcore:

In addition to the lack of private, the server has maximum difficulty. Also, some complications have been introduced that will extend your progression and diversify the gameplay.

Gameplay:

The server contains a fully translated datapack for “1000 achievements”, which will fill dozens of your evenings.An endless world, 16 chunks of rendering and limitless space for creativity.Version 1.16.5 is specially selected for players who cannot play on new versions due to lags.

Call your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/jAgyAEuWwG

135.181.126.150:25659

Vanillish

C0L1TH, community-run, Coreprotect, Founded, Griefing, July 8th 2024, minecraft server, NSFW, old desktop PC., Raiding, Respect, Semivanilla, Server Rules, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanillish

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1575	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
New Chunks Explored:	741938	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

GENERAL INFO:This server was designed to be run by its community. Players can do whatever they want, but if they get caught doing something against the server rules, a server-wide vote can be held by any witness to punish the player. To participate in the vote, players must send a private message to me (C0L1TH) when I am online. Additionally, admin powers will only be used when absolutely needed. Admins cannot punish players until a vote is held. Punishment appeals can be made on the Discord server (as of now, this does not exist yet).

RULES:1. No griefing, stealing, or raiding.2. No NSFW.3. Be respectful (to me, this is the most important rule).

FUN FACTS (as of 7/8/2024):– This server was founded on July 8th, 2024 by C0L1TH (me).– The only plugin installed on the server is CoreProtect.– The server runs on an old desktop PC. It isn’t super powerful, but it works decently well.

vanillish.playit.gg

Justin’s Escape Minecraft Server

Escape, fucking, getting away, Hell, justin, Justins, Keep, long tail, Minecraft, not again, Server, tags, with it

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of Justin griefing your builds and stealing your diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Justin is banned for life! Join us and finally get your revenge on that sneaky little griefer. Build giant statues of yourself flipping him off or create elaborate traps to catch him in the act. The possibilities are endless when Justin is out of the picture. So come join us and let’s show Justin who’s boss!

MAGAcraft Minecraft Server – Seditious Shills!

American, BETRAYAL, biden, black man, chaos machine, Class War, cnn, Cyberwarfare, debate, Democrat, Division, DNC, Donald J Trump, encirclement, English, ESL shills, FATIGUE, gop, Hide, host, internet manipulation, Israelis, Jews, Kompromat, left-wing cope, MAGA, MAGAcraft, Minecraft, Music, nato, nuance, Pedos, Race, Rats, reality check, REPUBLICAN, RNC, rus, russians, s&s, seditious, Seditious Shills, Server, shills, source, sucker, traitors, trannies, trump, Voting, Web brigades, wedge issues

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your brain explode with laughter? Look no further! Our server is like a chaotic circus on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life. Our players are like Russian spies and Israeli secret agents, here to stir up drama and make you question reality. We’ve got ESL shills who can’t speak English properly but will still roast you with their epic burns.

Forget about boring wedge issues like politics and race, we focus on the REAL stuff – like whether or not aliens are controlling the government. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the server admin being a time-traveling wizard.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come on down! Just remember, traitors will be turned into pixelated ashes and bitter memories. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because on this server, anything goes – even if it’s totally bonkers.

FireworkFiasco Minecraft Server

4th of july, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, debris, FireworkFiasco, fireworks, holiday celebration, law enforcement, lawn damage, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, neighbor dispute, Neighborhood, pettiness, Police, property damage, Race, racism, Server, video evidence

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7900
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Votes:	3632
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Emeralds Found:	8464
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing debris into the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for some explosive fun and crazy neighbor drama that will make you question your own sanity.

💥 Build your own firework show and watch as your neighbors run onto your lawn in panic! Just make sure to clean up the debris by blowing it back into the street for maximum chaos.

🎆 Enjoy the thrill of dodging accusations of being racist just because you want a clean lawn. Who knew fireworks could spark such heated arguments?

👮‍♂️ And don’t worry, our virtual cops will always have your back when it comes to settling disputes with your pixelated neighbors.

Join us on this wild ride of fireworks, drama, and questionable lawn maintenance choices. You won’t regret it! 😉

BabyBroBabysittersRUs

avoidance, baby brothers, BabyBroBabysittersRUs, Bonding, Communication, Conflict, emotional labor, family, Frustration, Help, live-in nanny, mental health, parenting, postpartum depression, Resentment, responsibilities, sibling dynamics, Siblings, stress, Support, wedding planning

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	3467
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of being the designated babysitter for your oopsie daisy twin brothers while your parents are MIA and your sister is too busy planning her questionable wedding? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual family and never have to change a diaper again! Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations by creating epic builds and unleashing your inner creativity.

Forget about being the live-in nanny for your siblings, come join us and be the master of your own virtual universe. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can rule over your own Minecraft kingdom?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the crying babies behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, DATING, deal breaker, deal breakers in a relationship, major turn off, Minecraft, Pet Peeves, red flags, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, relationship communication, relationship compatibility, relationship deal breakers, relationship issues, relationship mistakes, relationship problems, relationship tips, relationship turn offs, relationships, Server, things that ruin a relationship, turn offs in a partner, what not to do in a relationship

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Villages Defended:	16
New Chunks Explored:	718544	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mines Excavated:	2453
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Animals Bred:	80	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to summon a herd of dancing cows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, our server is not for you).