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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 7833 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 467 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 908 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP where we all pretend to be unicorns riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! It’s like the early internet but on steroids, like seriously, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, like a real-life Minecraft heist movie but with more explosions and less logic. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride, it’s like the internet in the 90s but with more memes and less dial-up. Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever!
