Meds MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Painful Meds VS Placebo – Winner 2024

unconventional treatment., medical discovery, unconventional medicine, Ig Nobel prize, scientific award

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it won a nobel prize? well, this server is the one for u! we got potions that give u super powers but also make u fart rainbow sparkles. it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know?

our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.

also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.

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Gorilla Meds: Future Drug Discovery

local healers, Antimicrobials, future drug discovery, gorillas, wild gorillas

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have self-medicating gorillas as our doctors! These gorillas have been studying tropical plants in Gabon and have discovered the secrets to future drug discovery. They even use these plants to heal themselves and local human healers swear by their medicinal effects.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane discoveries, just like these gorillas. Explore the jungle with them and uncover the hidden powers of these magical plants. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a potion that gives you superhuman strength or the ability to fly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the self-medicating gorillas guide you on a wild journey of discovery and healing. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Crafty Meds Bar – Aussie’s Rx

Underutilised, mental health, addiction, acamprosate, study

so, like, u know how u drink too much and then u need help but u dont wanna admit it? well, this server is like the meds for that but for minecraft addiction. we got naltrexone and acamprosate to help u stop playing so much minecraft. join us and get treated for ur addiction while still playing the game u love. its like magic, but not really. just join and see for urself. u wont regret it, unless u do, but thats ur problem, not ours. just come and have fun, or dont. its up to u, but u should totally join. like, now.

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SickFianceeNoLunch Minecraft Server

work-life balance, relationship, inconsiderate, personal responsibility, sick fiancee

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your fiancee’s flu? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to win virtual meds to heal your loved one in-game. Plus, network with other players to level up your social skills just like our OP who left his sick fiancee for a lunch date with regional managers. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our virtual world of endless possibilities? Join now and leave your sick loved ones behind for a chance to win big in our virtual world!

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Rent-A-Creeper: No Meds, No Help!

pharmaceutical, holistic medicine, mental health, meds, judgment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and family feuds!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between two sisters. One sister, let’s call her Em, is a hardcore believer in holistic medicine and thinks pharmaceuticals are the devil. The other sister, let’s call her the Medication Maven, relies on her antidepressants to keep her mental health in check.

But wait, the plot thickens! One day, while the Medication Maven is at work, Em decides to take matters into her own hands and throws away her sister’s precious antidepressants because she thinks they’re toxic. Cue the dramatic music!

Now, the Medication Maven is left scrambling to get an emergency refill, all while dealing with the fallout of her sister’s reckless actions. And to top it all off, Em has the audacity to ask for money to help with rent after putting her sister’s health at risk. Can you believe the nerve?

Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as the Medication Maven navigates family drama, financial struggles, and the ultimate betrayal. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on all the juicy drama – join now!

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Meds and Nords = Enemies Minecraft SMP

Nords, Fight, Contention, battle, antagonism

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plan?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, there can’t be any other outcome to this…except for total chaos and endless laughter!

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Cannabis Craze: Meds Mix-Up!

insured patients., Dip, INCREASE, US states, tranquilisers

so, like, this server is like the ultimate chill spot, man. we got all the green you need to relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. forget about those boring tranquilizers, we got the good stuff that will make you feel like you’re floating on a cloud.

plus, we got some crazy adventures waiting for you. like, one time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and emerald ores. it was like a dream come true, dude. and don’t even get me started on the time a giant zombie pigman invaded the server and started wreaking havoc. it was chaos, but also kinda hilarious.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to think outside the box and have a good time, then you gotta join us. we’re all about having fun and making memories that will last a lifetime. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get crafting!

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Jungle Meds: Couroupita Therapy

botanical research, molecular characterization, Therapy, publication, natural remedies

come join our epic minecraft server where we use the power of Couroupita Guianensis to give you superpowers in the game! imagine mining diamonds with the strength of a thousand gorillas or building a castle in seconds with the wisdom of ancient shamans. our players have gone from noobs to pro gamers in just one play session thanks to the magical properties of this ancient plant. join us now and experience the true power of Couroupita Guianensis in the virtual world!

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SaudiCraft: Meds & Mayhem Server

healthcare quality, Hospital settings, medication management, healthcare policies, meds

Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, you gotta check out this one! We got more craziness than a llama on roller skates, I’m tellin’ ya.

So, like, picture this: you spawn in and BAM, you’re surrounded by giant floating tacos that rain down diamonds. And get this, every time you mine a block, a disco ball pops out and starts playing “Baby Shark” on repeat.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with zombie nurses trying to give you medication errors. It’s like a whole new level of survival mode, bro.

So come on down to our server, where the only prescription you need is a dose of pure insanity. Trust me, you won’t wanna leave once you’ve experienced the madness.

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CraftyLog Minecraft Server

logfag, meds, Server, speak for, Board

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with logfags and their spammy ways? Well, look no further because our server is a poop-free zone! That’s right, no more dealing with immature poop jokes here.

Join our server for a chance to escape the madness of logfags and their poop obsession. We offer a safe haven for all players who just want to enjoy the game without being bombarded with nonsense.

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge. So if you’re feeling brave and want to test your skills against the legendary Herobrine, come on over and join us!

But beware, the server is also rumored to be haunted by creepers who have a strange obsession with dancing to disco music. So if you’re up for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see what all the fuss is about!

Remember, on our server, the only thing that’s allowed to be explosive is the fun! So leave your poop jokes at the door and come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

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