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HospMC_Hangouts

Alone Time, autism, Board Games, eating disorder, family dynamics, Hospital, hospital etiquette, hospital stay, HospMC_Hangouts, intestinal disorder, meds failing, organ failure, overreacting, parenting, playing cards, predator, random kid, small errands, SNACKS, spending time, target order

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Buildings Constructed:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about real life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only organ failure you’ll experience is from laughing too hard!

Join us and meet Mila, the Minecraft mastermind with an intestinal disorder (not really, just in the game!). She’s been dominating the virtual world for weeks now and is always looking for new friends to join her on her adventures. And don’t worry, her mom won’t be there to question your presence – she’s too busy dealing with real life drama to bother with Minecraft!

So come on over and play some virtual cards/board games with Mila, run some virtual errands, and just have a virtual blast. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so therapeutic? Plus, with no real predators in sight, you can game in peace without any drama. Join now and leave the real world behind – it’s a lot more fun in our Minecraft universe!

SMP_MineCrafty2030

ANONYMOUS, Cryptic, Curious, doubt, ELUSIVE, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, inquiry, investigation, Mystery, perplexing, puzzling, query, question.., Riddle, secret, SMP_MineCrafty2030, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens have formed a secret society plotting against the players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

BossKidsCash5

5.., allergic, Asshole, bored, Boss, BossKidsCash5, Cash, Friends, inappropriate, Kids, mom, MONEY, Nice, office, Parent, Soda, TEENAGE, Treat, Unethical

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring bosses who don’t appreciate your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where giving out $5 to teenagers is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game perks!

Imagine a world where you can shower your boss’ kids with virtual currency and snacks without any judgment. Our server is a safe haven for all the generous souls out there who just want to spread joy and laughter.

Don’t worry about being labeled as unethical or inappropriate – on our server, the more outrageous, the better! So come join us and let your inner mom instincts shine as you treat everyone to a virtual soda party. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the most generous player in all of Minecraft!

BlockyBoners

bizarre arousal, bizarre attraction, BlockyBoners, kinky turn on, odd stimulation, oddly turned on, offbeat stimulation, out of the ordinary attraction, peculiar fetish, peculiar turn on, quirky desire, strange arousal, strange sexual response, unconventional arousal, unexpected arousal, unexpected desire, unique sexual response, unusual attraction, unusual turn on, weird turn on, weirdly aroused

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Farms Harvested:	307	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Potions Brewed:	110	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling some type of way in no time!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will make you feel like a total block-tease. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are blushing!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of sexy skeletons start dancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. And don’t even get us started on the steamy encounters you’ll have with our resident Ender Dragon.

So if you’re ready to get weirdly turned on in the best way possible, join our Minecraft server today. Who knew pixels could be so provocative?

DutchCraft16: No Restrictions!

Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, defense capabilities, defense technology, Dutch F-16s, DutchCraft16, european union, fighter jets, international relations, Military, military alliance, military equipment, nato, restrictions, SECURITY, Ukraine, warplanes

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use dutch f-16s without restrictions!! fly around in ur own fighter jet and bomb ur friends’ houses for fun! watch out for the flying pigs tho, they’re armed and dangerous. also, did we mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and lava traps? join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever!!

LootLlamaCraft Minecraft Server

LootLlamaCraft, Minecraft, Server, 布瑠部由良布瑠部

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking chickens and dancing pigs. They were greeted by a unicorn riding a llama and were given a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. But beware, for the evil potato-stealing goblins lurk in the shadows, ready to snatch it away!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Rainbow Sheep Gang, a group of mischievous sheep who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Join us and help put an end to their woolly shenanigans!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy antics and absurd quests await you in this bizarre and hilarious world!

TitanCraft SMP – “wow this Shingeki no Kyojin show is really good can’t wait for Minecraft SMP”

action-packed, Anime, Armin, attack on titan, binge-worthy, cliffhangers, deepthroating, eren, fan favorite, Good, hours watching, INTENSE, Kissing, kyojin, mikasa, Minecraft, plot twists, refund, shingeki, Shingeki no Kyojin, Show, smp, Storyline, Suspenseful, Thrilling, titancraft, WAIT, wow

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Emeralds Found:	8766
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the builds are the stories we come up with! Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, and finding hidden treasure in the depths of the Nether.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the time we had a dance party with the Ender Dragon or when we all dressed up as Steve for Halloween. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most insane and hilarious Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even schlicking to Armin deepthroating (just kidding…maybe).

WeddingCrashCraft

adults only, ANNOYED, babysitter, ceremony, childcare, children, decision, duties, family, Invitation, Kids, Party, Pictures, props, reception, standing up, suit rentals, UNFAIR, Wedding, wedding party, WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

Are you tired of weddings that don’t appreciate the true stars of the show – your kids? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for your little ones to shine like the diamonds they are!

Join our server and let your kids experience the thrill of standing up in a virtual wedding party. They’ll wear virtual suits, walk down virtual aisles, and even perform virtual duties – all from the comfort of your own home! And the best part? They won’t be kicked out of the virtual reception, because everyone is invited to party in Minecraft land!

Say goodbye to the hassle of suit rentals and childcare arrangements, and say hello to a world where kids are the VIPs. So come on, join our server and let your kids be the stars they were always meant to be!

TapWaterWarrior – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, TapWaterWarrior

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Crops Grown:	4776

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you’ve ever wondered why people in countries with clean tap water still buy disposable water bottles. We have a whole town dedicated to solving this mystery, complete with conspiracy theories and secret underground water bottle societies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious.

HighSchooLolzCraft

crazy adventures, Friends, high school, HighSchooLolzCraft, Memories, Mischief, Nostalgia, school antics, School days, school memories, school shenanigans, teenage drama, teenage escapades, teenage rebellion, teenage years, unforgettable, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable moments, wild story, wild times, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Remember that time in high school when we all thought we were cool because we could fit 20 people into a single bathroom stall? Well, imagine that level of chaos and camaraderie, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like a virtual high school reunion, but with way more explosions and way less awkward small talk. Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that embarrassing promposal you made in front of the whole school. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits on our server!

BlockyPolitician69

abuse of power, australian politics, BlockyPolitician69, Charged, child sex offences, controversy, court case, criminal charges, current events, government officials, justice system, law enforcement, legal proceedings, liberal, mp, News, NSW, political corruption, public figures, scandal, sexual misconduct

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make u forget about all ur problems? well, this server is the bomb dot com, fam. we got unicorns flying around, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground club where u can party with creepers.

oh, and did i mention that our owner is a former nasa astronaut who discovered a portal to the nether while on a mission to mars? true story, bro. now he’s back on earth and sharing his epic adventures with us on this server.

plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family. we have weekly build competitions, epic treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo with baby zombies.

so, if u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure awesomeness, join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention there’s free cake every friday? yeah, it’s that awesome.