Mediterranean MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Mediterranean Mommy Magic

child development, control group, preventative measures, obesity, overweight

yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

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Honorary Med Minecraft Server

Mediterranean, Mediterranean honorary, Server, Black Sea honorary countries, Black Sea honorary

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become an honorary /med/ member of the Black Sea countries! Why, you ask? Because on our server, pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

Minecraft, dicked around, large bodies of water, Ostriches, sand-head

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

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CeutaCraft: No Entry Zone

entry, border security, mass migration, African refugees, Illegal immigration

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this server that’s, like, so epic that even Morocco tried to block it! they were, like, “no way, man, we can’t let all these players into this server, it’s too lit!” but, like, the players were all, “nah, bro, we gotta get in there and build some insane stuff!”

so, like, there was this epic battle between Morocco and the players, with, like, TNT explosions and diamond swords flying everywhere. eventually, the players won and were able to join the server, where they built the most epic castles and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen.

if you wanna be part of this epic adventure, join the server now and show Morocco who’s boss! come build, battle, and conquer with us in this insane Minecraft world where anything is possible!

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SwapCraft: PeacefulBorders

foreign policy, lebanon, Conflict Resolution, PeacefulBorders, US

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna swap land with your neighbor like lebanon and israel. we got crazy border conflicts goin on that need to be settled in a minecraft world. join us and be the ultimate peacemaker, or start some drama and watch the chaos unfold. who needs real world politics when you can have all the fun in minecraft. come join us and let’s see who can conquer the virtual world first.

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YachtCraft Minecraft Server

autopsies, investigation, luxury yacht, Tragedy, drowning prevention

join our epic minecraft server for the most lit experience of your life, bruh. we got more diamonds than a kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a taylor swift breakup song.

our server is so dope, even the italy luxury yacht victims would come back from the dead just to play on it. we’re talking ‘dry drowning’ levels of fun, fam.

come build the sickest castle you’ve ever seen, mine for days without getting bored, and battle it out with other players in epic pvp matches.

trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? hop on and let the good times roll, bayesian style.

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NOOO GO TO FRANCE OR EGYPT better – Minecraft SMP

Mediterranean, dream vacation, Minecraft, SightSeeing, international travel

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Join us on our server where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world, the villagers are all aspiring stand-up comedians, and the chickens have formed a punk rock band. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see the llama fashion show happening every Saturday night!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with a golden potato scepter and grants wishes to those who can defeat his army of evil rabbits. And let’s not forget about the elusive Ender Dragon, who has a secret passion for baking cupcakes and challenges players to bake-offs in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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DesertCraft Minecraft Server

Mediterranean, soil degradation, desertification, sustainable farming, resilience

yo yo yo come join our lit minecraft server where the land is like a desert but without the heat stroke, u feel me? we got farms for days but the crops be strugglin’ cuz of this crazy drought. join us and help save sicily’s farming heritage before it’s too late!

we got cows that can talk, pigs that can fly, and chickens that lay golden eggs (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). our community is like a big ol’ family, except with more explosions and less awkward family dinners.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure to save sicily’s farming heritage and maybe even discover some hidden treasures along the way. trust me, you won’t regret it!

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YachtCrash Minecraft Server

Coast, collision, Incident, Maritime, Mega Yachts

Yo, so like, this server is lit AF because we got two billionaire mega yachts just straight up colliding off the coast of Italy! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Join us for the craziest yacht party ever, where you can build your own yacht and race against other players while dodging floating debris from the collision. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else. So hop on board and let’s sail into the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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CraftyGreekWarriors

international relations, foreign intelligence, regional conflict, iran, Israeli interests

lol do u wanna join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own greek empire and protect it from crazy iranian attacks?? 😂😂 we got u covered with insane pvp battles and secret spy missions to keep u on ur toes! join now and be a part of the most intense virtual war between greece and iran! 💥🏛️🚀 #minecraftmadness #greecevsiran

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