MediocreMilton Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Banana Sandwich: Where you can fight mobs by throwing sandwiches at them

active members, Armor stand arms, banana, Contact, Dedicated player base, Diamond Economy, Discord, Fight, Fun Events, hermitcraft, Invisible item frames, Join, lower 20s, mobs, new players, no cheating, No Griefing, Playerheads, rules, sandwich, sandwiches, smp, Throwing, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist, wide range

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Votes:	8224	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	2-month-old SMP, whitelisted
Server Version	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Addons	Minimal addons: Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
Player Base	Dedicated player base + Fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join thru the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided above.

Q: What is the average age range of players on the server?

A: The average age range is lower 20s but we have a wide range of ages.

Q: Are new players welcome?

A: Yes, the server is friendly to new players.

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: Fun events are hosted for players to enjoy.

Crafty Calculator Minecraft Server

academic pressure, academic stress, Calculator, college struggles, coping mechanisms, Crafty, CS degree, day drinking, end up day drinking, feeling overwhelmed, math frustration, math problems, mental health, Minecraft, procrastination, questioning choices, regretting CS degree, seeking help, self-doubt, Server, stress relief, struggling with math, Time management, try to do math

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Items Found:	7591
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Age Gap Parents Minecraft SMP

age, Age gap parents, age gap relationships, family dynamics, family dynamics revealed, family history, family relationships, Family secrets, family secrets confessed, family secrets exposed, family secrets revealed, family secrets uncovered, gap, generational differences, intergenerational relationships, Minecraft, parental age difference, parents, smp, teenage parents, teenage pregnancy, unconventional family dynamics, unconventional family structure, unconventional parenting

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as my family tree? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where anything is possible.

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!

MineCraftLoveCo

advice, balance, Boundaries, career, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family, hobbies, long distance, love, MineCraftLoveCo, Music, Passion, Priorities, Reassurance, relationship, sacrifice, Support, trust issues

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	672
Enchantments Applied:	212	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of choosing between your love for music and your sweet but clingy boyfriend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own musical paradise!

On our server, you can create your own music-themed world where you can jam out to your heart’s content without any interruptions from needy partners. No more canceling plans or lying to your family just to have a few hours of peace.

Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who understand the importance of pursuing your passions. Say goodbye to ultimatums and hello to a community that encourages you to be your best musical self.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the music set you free from relationship drama!

GadgetGuru’s SMP: WearableWonder!

augmented reality, Communication, convenience, Customization, design, Entertainment, fashion, fitness tracker, FUNCTIONALITY, futuristic, GadgetGurus, health monitoring, innovation, long battery life, personal assistant, productivity, smart device, smp, Technology, user-friendly, virtual reality, wearable gadget, WearableWonder

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Farms Harvested:	121	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Crops Grown:	3204	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!

2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.

3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.

4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.

BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues

book blog, book community, book discussion, book lovers, book recommendation, book review, book sequel, book series, bookish, bookish discussions, bookish tags, BookSequelCraft, bookworm, Character development, Continues, fan theories, Fiction, Literature, novel, plot continuation, Quest, reading, storytelling

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Towns Built:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Endless Night Skies:	3

Do you ever wish your favorite book had a sequel? Well, imagine if Minecraft had a sequel! Join our server and experience the thrilling continuation of the Minecraft story where Steve discovers a hidden underground civilization of talking creepers who just want to be friends. Will Steve be able to unite the overworld and the underworld in harmony? Find out on our server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine!

NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun

alzheimer’s, anti-aging, BOOSTING, boosting agent, brain disorders, brain health, cellular health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, energy production, Fun, Longevity, Memory Loss, Mitochondria, Mitochondrial function, nad, neurodegenerative diseases, neuroinflammation, neuroprotection, nicotinamide mononucleotide, Oxidative Stress, stress response

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

LOL come join our minecraft server where we boost your NAD+ with our secret agent nicotinamide mononucleotide! Your mitochondria will be poppin’ like never before, especially when fighting off those pesky creepers in our world.

We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

AndesShell Minecraft server

AndesShell, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

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Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

Blame, blame game, BLEW, Campaign, debate, democrats, Downfall, election, Failure, fucked up, kamala, landslide, Minecraft, Performance, Politics, Polls, retard, russia, Server, Tanking, trump, Vance, Walz

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ores Mined:	4615
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Items Found:	2651	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General

AI boorus, amd, catbox, controlnet, CPU, cuntboys, diffusion, Extras, futa, general, guides, Learn to inpaint, LOCAL SETUP, LoRAs, Male, Male only, Male Stable Diffusion General, Minecraft, models, msdg, No females, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, Resources, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion installation guide, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, Trans

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Gems Collected:	37	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	9

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server ever! This server is strictly for males only, no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed. Why? Because we like to keep things manly and testosterone-filled around here.

But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.

And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!