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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 1026 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Forget about being pussy-whipped, on our server, you can be the master of your own destiny (as long as you don’t blow up your own house). Wifejack meme? More like Minecraft jack, where you can mine all day without anyone nagging you about it.
Millennials may view mediocre as sweet, but on our server, we only accept the most epic builders and adventurers. So come join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).