Blocky Banter Brigade

Angevin Empire, Angevin Union, banter, blocky, Brigade, england, european history, France, historical fiction, History, Imagine, Medieval, Medieval Europe, medieval kingdoms, medieval politics, medieval rulers, Medieval Society, Medieval Warfare, Monarchy, Plantagenet dynasty, political union, royal marriages, royal power

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Crops Grown:	7380	Ores Mined:	5789
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! This server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and dances the Macarena!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy! Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil villagers who steal your enchanted cookies.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. Will you accept his challenge and bust a move to victory, or will you be banished to the Nether realm for eternity?

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep)!

NSFW Moment Minecraft SMP

adult content, boundary-pushing, controversial, explicit, explicit content, explicit encounter, explicit scene, graphic, graphic scene, inappropriate, jaw-dropping, mature content, Minecraft, moment, NSFW, Provocative, RISQUE, scandalous, Shocking.., smp, taboo, unforgettable experience, unforgettable moment

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1869
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! Like, one time, we were all building our houses and suddenly a giant creeper appeared out of nowhere and started twerking in front of us! It was so NSFW, I couldn’t even handle it! And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie chickens came running through, clucking like crazy. It was like a rave party gone wrong, but in the best way possible! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the insane shenanigans that happen on this server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT explosions)!

Block Therapy: Saved from Depression

BLOCK, depression, SAVED, Therapy

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Buildings Constructed:	32

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for our server is here to save you from your deep dark depression! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood cuddle bug. Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic castles, farms, and roller coasters you’ve ever seen. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your worries!

Zelenskyy’s Aid Minecraft Server

aid, Allies, Assistance, Biden administration, Conflict, Congress, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Support, Trump administration, Ukraine, US, War, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Farms Harvested:	801
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	451586
Potions Brewed:	189	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

so, like, u know how ukraine is all like, “yo, we need some help over here”? well, this server is like the ukraine of minecraft servers, always in need of some backup! but don’t worry, we got u covered with all the military aid u could ever need! join us and be a hero, just like zelenskyy! show those creepers who’s boss with our epic weapons and armor, and maybe even start a revolution or two! who needs peace talks when u can just blow stuff up in minecraft, amirite? so come on, join us and help us defend our virtual borders, because in this server, every block counts!

CraftyProtesters2023

activism, anti-fascism, civil liberties, CraftyProtesters2023, Democracy, Diversity, equality, far-right extremism, Feb. 23, general election, German, germany, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, political activism, political resistance, protest, rise of far right, social justice, solidarity, THOUSANDS

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Votes:	9208
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Crops Grown:	9259	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil german far right in epic battles with diamond swords and enchanted armor. we have thousands of players protesting their rise to power by building giant pixel art middle fingers and throwing virtual eggs at their pixelated faces. join us on feb. 23 for the ultimate showdown and help us protect our blocky world from tyranny and oppression. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players because who doesn’t love cookies, right? so grab your pickaxe and let’s show those far right baddies who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible.

Jagged Monster Fun | QuantumCraft

broken calculus, Calculus, derivatives, differential equations, Fun, functions, integrals, jagged, jagged function, mathematical analysis, mathematical breakthroughs, mathematical concepts, mathematical discoveries, mathematical functions, mathematical history, mathematical innovations, mathematical research, mathematical revolution, mathematical theory, Mathematics, Monster, monstrous function, quanta magazine, QuantumCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that makes ur brain hurt in a good way? well do i have the server for u! this server is like if calculus and minecraft had a baby and that baby was raised by monsters.

u know how in calculus u gotta do all them functions and stuff? well on this server, the functions are all jagged and monstrous. they’ll make u question everything u thought u knew about math and minecraft. but in a good way, of course.

imagine fighting a giant spider while trying to solve a calculus problem. or building a house out of calculus equations. it’s like a fever dream, but in minecraft form.

so if u wanna break ur brain in the best way possible, come join us on this server. just be prepared to never look at math or minecraft the same way again.

Crafttomuck

active community, Application Process, building builds, Community Events, Community Growth, Crafttomuck, Create Skyblock, dedicated server, fantastic admins, friendly community, gaming district, gaming together, Modded, rotating modpacks, server lag, server rotation, shared island, shopping district, smooth gameplay, variety in gameplay

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Crafttomuck Season 3 To The Stars!

Overview
Hello fellow crafting and mining enthusiasts! Welcome to Crafttomuck, a Create mod focused SMP with various addons and mods in the pack. Currently on Season 3 To The Stars!

Survival SMP

Description
Friendly build focused community on this server. Features shopping and gaming districts. Modpack can be found on Curseforge under “Crafftomuck”.

Creative

Description
Same modpack as Survival, intended for testing machines and building. Creative mode activities allowed.

Links

Website	World Map
https://www.crafttomuck.com	map.crafttomuck.com

Closing Statements

I am excited about the growth of our community and look forward to seeing new faces! Please read the rules and put effort into your applications. See you in-game!

EmotionCrafters 1.20.5

1.20.5, bros, bus stop, Cologne, contemplate existence, crying, deserving, doomer songs, Eat, EmotionCrafters, feelings hurt, future girlfriend, girl, Hug, Job, Make It, MIRROR, morning, playing games, shower, small talk, Worthy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of life! >Experience a world where 8/10 girls randomly hug you and boost your self-esteem! >Who needs a job when you can spend all day playing games on our server? >No need for cologne, just log in and enjoy the virtual world! >Listen to your favorite doomer songs while building epic structures! >Find virtual love and friendship with mysterious strangers just like in real life! >Regain consciousness in a world where anything is possible, even finding a future girlfriend in pixel form! >Don’t fade into nothingness, join our server and let your imagination run wild!

RingCraft Minecraft Server

advice, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Deception, friendship, gossip, Honesty, Infidelity, Insecurity, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, peer pressure, relationships, Ringcraft, Server, Trust, workplace drama, young love

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Picture this: a love triangle between T, Roy, and the pick me coworker. Who will win Roy’s heart in the end? Will T find out about the 14 karat gold ring he bought for the pick me? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the pick me and her clique are plotting to take over the server with their male validation-seeking ways. Will they succeed, or will the other players band together to stop them?

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the intrigue, and the sheer madness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have a virtual world this entertaining? Join now and let the chaos begin!

HangryCraft

aita, baffled, Dinner, feeling, Food, HangryCraft, husband, Iata, kitchen, normal, Ordered, Ordering, person, pho.., Situation, Soup, wanted, well, without me, wondering

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Emeralds Found:	2487
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Votes:	8831

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a bowl of pho? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with soup-related controversies and kitchen chaos. Who needs a menu when you can order pho without asking your partner if they want anything? Dive into our world where the only rule is to always ask before ordering soup, or face the consequences of being labeled as the ultimate soup dictator. Don’t miss out on the soup drama, join us now for a soup-er good time!

LuigiMangioneGone – Minecraft SMP

case update, Closure, cold case, community support, Disappearance, family, Friends, Hope, investigation, luigi mangione, LuigiMangioneGone, media coverage, Minecraft, missing person, Mystery, Police, questions, search, smp, speculation, theories, unsolved, whereabouts

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

OMG you guys, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, there’s this dude named Luigi Mangione who used to be the king of the server, but then he disappeared mysteriously. Some say he got abducted by aliens, while others think he turned into a zombie and is roaming around the server at night.

But like, that’s not even the best part. The server is full of secret dungeons and hidden treasures that only the bravest players can find. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find all the hidden treasures, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a whole new dimension where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild adventure and want to solve the mystery of Luigi Mangione, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard they have the best virtual pizza in town. So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s go on a crazy Minecraft journey together! #LuigiMangioneMystery #SecretUnicornDimension #PizzaParty

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