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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 9569 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 97 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Join us if you want to experience a world where introverted boyfriends surprise you with Switch Lites just to get some alone time in their computer rooms. Who needs flowers when you can have virtual adventures, am I right?
Our anniversary trips may involve staying home and avoiding human contact, but hey, at least you’ll have a new gaming console to keep you company! And if you ever feel like your significant other is being a bit too introverted, just log on to our server and make some new friends who actually appreciate your extroverted energy.
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where virtual gifts are the new way to say “I need some space”. Who needs real-life presents when you have pixels and blocks to play with? Let’s make some memories that are as wild and unpredictable as this Reddit post!