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InsomniacSolutionsMC SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Join our server and you’ll be so busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers that you’ll never have trouble sleeping again. Plus, our resident sheep whisperer will serenade you with lullabies until you drift off into dreamland. So say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless adventures on our wacky and wonderful server!

MistakeCraft: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, LAUGH, learn, learning, life journey, life lessons, MistakeCraft, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, progress, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, valuable, wisdom

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable life lesson that no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, you can always bounce back and rebuild stronger than before! Our server is like a crash course in resilience and perseverance, with a side of hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So come join us and turn your mistakes into epic wins!

HezboCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

lol join our epic minecraft server where we fight hezbollah in the litani river like true warriors. we dont mess around, we take down terrorists in minecraft cuz why not? plus, our admin is a cat named katz who has a phd in blowing stuff up. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles instead? let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

HezogCraft: No More Creepers!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Star Shards Collected:	67
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Emeralds Found:	4069
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally epic! We got ridonkulous battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u join dis server, u can unlock special powers like flying unicorns and rainbow explosions! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find.

And get this, the server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the noobs and griefers. So u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some troll destroying it with TNT.

So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the land of craziness and chaos! Trust me, u won’t regret it!

Pants Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Items Found:	6043
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchantments Applied:	290	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are so wild that even your pants might get a little too excited! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing who will poop in your pants next – it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with poop!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.

So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!

Smackdown Ratings Minecraft SMP Thread

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Towns Built:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2655	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Ores Mined:	8830

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s been causing smackdown ratings threads to go on for 12 days straight without hitting the bump limit! That’s right, even Jesus himself is like, “Dang, this server is poppin’!”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us now! Just be prepared for the ride of your life.

DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7408	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed break from reality!

Our server offers a safe haven away from toxic family dynamics and crazy situations. No more throwing heavy objects out of windows or dealing with paranoid parents who think everyone is out to get them. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring a virtual world free from real-life drama.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of dealing with family issues. You won’t find any narcissistic “fathers” or traumatized mothers here – just a group of gamers looking to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than helping your mom move her stuff into a new apartment while dealing with anxiety, depression, and CPTSD. Let’s block out the negativity and build something awesome together!

DadTherapySwapOrImMute

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	3980
Star Shards Collected:	173	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Potions Brewed:	182	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, outrageous demands, and therapy sessions that make you question your sanity.

Reasons to join our server: 1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom. 2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway? 3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it. 4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right? 5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama? 6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?

Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!

LifeImprovement Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Votes:	5271
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ores Mined:	2695
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Have you ever bought a diamond sword in Minecraft and felt like an absolute boss? Well, imagine joining our insane Minecraft SMP where every player gets a free enchanted diamond sword just for logging in!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted golden eggs that grant wishes when cracked open. Join our SMP and you might just become the next Chicken Knight, riding into battle on a giant chicken steed!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness that will make you question your life choices in the best way possible!

FetishCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5121	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5839	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your weirdest fetishes! From building giant statues of your favorite anime characters to role-playing as a potato farmer who saves the world from evil carrots, we’ve got it all!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! Our community is full of quirky and hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your weirdest fetishes run wild in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!