| Key Features | A vast 40,000 x 40,000 dynmap |
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| Question | Answer |
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| When is the expected launch? | Friday |
| Do I need staff approval to start a clan? | No, the power is in your hands |
| Will kingdoms be reset? | Yes, for a fresh start |
| What exclusive weapons are available? | Longbows, bludgeons, lances, and more |
| Server Name | Holmcraft SMP |
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| Theme | Medieval |
| Gameplay | Survival |
| Features | Clans & Kingdoms Progression, Custom Quests & Lore, Dynamic PvE & PvP, No Mods, Player-Driven Roleplay, Custom Items & Crafting, Dynmap Integration, Frequent Events & Tournaments |
| Application | Apply for Pre-Alpha Testing |
| Socials | Discord, Instagram, YouTube |
A: You can apply for pre-alpha testing by filling out the application form here.
A: The server has a medieval-themed survival gameplay.
A: Yes, there are custom quests, lore, items, crafting, and more.
A: Yes, you can start as a clan leader, gather allies, and progress to establish your own kingdom.
A: Yes, there are dynamic PvE and PvP mechanics in place, including large-scale battles and events.
A: Yes, the server hosts frequent events and tournaments for players to engage in.
A: You can refer to the Rules & Guidelines for detailed information.
But wait, there’s more! We have over 50 transformations that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman. And if you think the game gets boring without these transformations, just wait until you see our small skill tree – it’s so small, it makes a baby chicken look like a giant!
Our game may stutter a bit, but that just adds to the challenge – it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode! And don’t even get me started on our cinematics – they’re so good, you’ll be scratching your head trying to follow along like a confused villager.
And if you’re a souls fan, you’ll find our game a walk in the park – literally, because we have a beautiful park in our server that you can stroll through while admiring the stunning graphics. One reviewer even said our game plays more like Devil May Cry, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a game that’s good enough to run for Game of the Year – one reviewer even gave it an 8.5/10, which is higher than the number of diamonds you’ll find in a mineshaft!
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging poop-filled obstacles just like in the story above. Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning reality as you battle mobs and clean up after them (hopefully not in the same way as the MIL in the story).
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can compete in poop-cleaning challenges and earn exclusive rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?
So if you’re ready for a server that’s as crazy as wiping someone’s ass at a family reunion, join us now! Just don’t forget to bring your own toilet paper.
But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of baby zombies riding on chickens. These tiny terrors challenged the player to a dance-off, and let’s just say things got pretty wild. The player ended up winning the dance-off and was rewarded with a pet llama that poops out diamonds. True story.
So if you want to experience crazy adventures, meet new friends (both human and zombie), and maybe even find love in a blocky world, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, only the most attractive players need apply.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of creepers start breakdancing around you. But don’t worry, our server has a secret weapon – flying pigs! That’s right, these magical pigs will swoop in and save the day, all while wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep music.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, on our server, llamas are the ultimate warriors. They’ll spit on your enemies and kick them into oblivion, all while looking fabulous in their diamond armor.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually a secret base for Hezbollah! That’s right, you’ll be building alongside some of the most powerful militants in the world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rocket launcher into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
like, seriously, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some blocky games with us.
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.
plus, our staff is, like, super cool and will help you out with anything you need, whether it’s building a giant castle or fighting off a horde of creepers.
so, like, don’t be a noob and join our server today. because, like, today is the oldest we’ve ever been, and the youngest we’ll ever be. so, like, YOLO and stuff.
DIS SERVER IS DA CURE FOR INFORMATION OVERLOAD AND BURNOUT, LIKE U JUST PLAY MINECRAFT AND ALL UR PROBLEMS GO AWAY.
JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT FOREVER, LIKE SERIOUSLY. U DON’T WANNA BE DA ONLY ONE MISSING OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN WE HAVE HERE. TRUST ME, U NEED DIS IN UR LIFE.
Space Monkeys is a small community SMP server that offers a nearly vanilla experience. The only feature that sets it apart from a fully vanilla setup is the world border. This semi-technical server has been running a map since the 1.21 update. If you’re interested in joining, please apply through our Discord!
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