| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 6840 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 179 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 3792 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 33 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Akira Toriyama has already faced the trial of Great King Enma, his own creation from Dragon Ball Z. Can you imagine the drama and suspense? It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So come join us on this wild and wacky server, where we pray for good tiding with King Taizan and hope for the best outcome for Akira Toriyama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness his reincarnation in real-time! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 3175 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4893 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky? Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players who dare to enter are met with challenges beyond their wildest dreams. Some say that those who conquer the dungeon emerge as legends, while others are never seen again.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, anything can happen when success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 9067 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 28 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 161 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing skeletons, ready to show you the ropes. Our custom-built villages are populated by villagers who speak in nothing but Shakespearean insults – “Thou art a knave, good sir!”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4167 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where the pigs are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
So come on, join us on our server and let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous adventure at a time!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 6512 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
But that’s not all! Our shaman class also allows you to communicate with the spirits of the Minecraft world, who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will be able to mine entire mountains with a single swing!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate shaman warrior, ready to conquer the Minecraft world with your insane powers and wacky adventures. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 7446 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 126 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9975 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 8756 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2574 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a creeper DJ.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any enemy in your path.
So, why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the wildest, most insane Minecraft journey of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if it’s autism or just pure awesomeness!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 3462 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1200 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-fag Bigfoot, you’ll win a special prize that will make all the other players green with envy.
So come join us on our fag-tastic Minecraft server and let your rainbow flag fly high!
