We have players who are scared of tablets and need help taking their medicine, just like David! Watch as our dedicated staff members pour water down your throat with precision and care.
But beware, if you don’t swallow in time, you may get kicked out of the server just like David spat out his medicine.
Join now for a chance to argue with family members over parenting styles and leave in a dramatic fashion. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that it cured Steve’s zombie pigman phobia. He used to break out in hives every time he saw one, but now he’s best friends with them and they even have a weekly poker night. And don’t even get me started on Alex, who used to be a terrible builder until she joined our server. Now she’s constructing epic castles made entirely out of cake.
So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin team consists of actual zombie experts who have survived multiple apocalypses (according to them, at least). They will guide you through the dangers of the undead hordes with their extensive knowledge of zombie behavior and tactics.
But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons like the “Zombie Zapper 3000” and “Exploding Cow Launcher” to help you fend off the zombie horde in style. And if you’re feeling particularly brave, you can even take on our special event where you have to survive a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a rubber chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those zombies who’s boss! Remember, the fate of humanity (or at least your Minecraft base) is in your hands.
Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where we let psychiatrists run wild and lock up players without any reason! Why join, you ask? Well, imagine being thrown into a virtual psych ward without warning, forced to mine for your sanity while dodging creepers and zombie therapists. It’s a wild ride that will have you questioning your own sanity in no time!
Who needs due process when you can have madness and chaos at every turn? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world where the only rule is that there are no rules!
Imagine this: you stumble upon our server after years of confusion and frustration on 4chan. You start to feel like a genius as you navigate through the forums with ease, only to realize that you need not one, but TWO degrees to truly understand the site. But fear not, because on our server, we make things even more challenging!
Join us and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and mind-boggling puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs a physics degree when you can conquer our server with pure wit and determination?
So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the secrets of our server! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Server Type | Hermitcraft-style gameplay |
|---|---|
| Community | Active and engaging community |
| Features | Rewards, endless adventures |
| Join Now | Join Soulcraft Discord |
A: Soulcraft offers Hermitcraft-style gameplay, tailored for mature players looking for a unique experience.
A: The community is very active and engaging, providing a great social aspect to the gameplay.
A: Soulcraft provides rewards for players, as well as endless adventures to embark on.
Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, and build a castle made entirely out of TNT (because why not?).
Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, our lore is so intricate and mysterious, it’ll make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
TreacheryMC Is a brand new network that plans on releasing multiple gamemodes. Come join us today and give it a try!
198.50.159.86:25574
– https://discord.com/invite/kBTabCX – Join the #gtnh-2025 Channel and check the Pinned message on how to request access. – Our Server is a Dedicated 13,900K with 128 Gigs of ram and 8TGB of NVME Gen 4 SSD with Backups and Power Backup
GregTech New Horizons Mod Pack
mc.stonelegion.com
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a legendary diamond encrusted toilet, guarded by a giant turd monster. Will you be brave enough to face this smelly foe and claim the throne as the ultimate butt champion?
So come on, don’t be shy! Dive headfirst into this ridiculous world of buttholes and discover the true meaning of friendship, teamwork, and a whole lot of poop jokes. Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground treasure vault filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the vault was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The players had to engage in an epic battle with the chicken, using nothing but their wits and their trusty pickaxes. In the end, they emerged victorious and claimed the treasure as their own.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama King, who rules over a kingdom of llamas with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Llama King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. So grab your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers and mischievous pigs – they’re always up to no good.
Be sure to join the discord to get whitelisted!
We’re playing through the Jaffa Factory 2 modpack, and adding some storytelling to it.
You’ve be hired by Jaffapalooza to build your own factory and export your produce. You can ally with or declare war against your sister franchises. Trust, deceive, cooperate, subvert, thrive. You can do it all, but beware the watchful eye of Jaffapalooza.
Who knows what might happen, it’s for all of us to decide!
We can’t wait to see you!
jaffapalooza.dedimc.io
Our server is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the ability to ride a creeper into battle or turn into a giant chicken to strike fear into your enemies.
But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will have you laughing until you fall off your blocky chair. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!
Welcome to Onyx SMP!
Dive into our immersive Survival Multiplayer experience. Build, explore, and thrive in a community-driven world. Your adventure awaits! Create your legacy, form alliances, and enjoy a welcoming environment for all players.
Join a thriving community of like-minded Minecraft enthusiasts. Make friends, collaborate, and participate in exciting seasonal events with exclusive rewards.
Our team provides 12/7 support to assist you when needed.
Join the Onyx Network today and start your journey!
OnyxSMP.eu:8090
