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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 4615 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
1. Our server is so epic that even Notch himself wishes he could play here. 2. We have diamond ore that spawns every 5 seconds, so you’ll never run out of bling. 3. Our creepers are trained to do the Macarena dance before they explode, just for your entertainment. 4. The Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who drops sick beats while you fight him. 5. Our villagers have PhDs in trading, so you’ll always get the best deals. 6. The Nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava hot tubs and ghast pool parties. 7. We have a secret underground base where Herobrine hosts karaoke nights every Friday. 8. Our server is so exclusive that even Steve from Minecraft can’t get in without a special invite.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel land!