BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE TESTING OUT THIS NEW ADHD DRUG THAT SUPPOSEDLY HELPS WITH METH ADDICTION. YEAH, WE KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT TRUST US, IT WORKS!
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL TACOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS! WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW!
Join us for crazy adventures and unexpected twists just like the time I invited a girl to a house party and she ended up flirting with my friend. But don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama like in this story, just pure Minecraft fun!
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll be able to tell after playing on our server!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go. From pranking unsuspecting players to starting llama dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world, guarded by a fierce army of chicken warriors. Will you be brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you be too busy trying to survive the constant barrage of exploding sheep and flying pigs?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy Minecraft world. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the unexpected is always just around the corner!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, when suddenly a herd of wild llamas come charging at you because they heard you have the best loot. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone accidentally fed one too many seeds?
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases, where you can join a faction and plot against your enemies. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as pandas and had a dance party in the village square.
So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP server and embrace your inner chaos! Who needs a diagnosis when you have a whole world of madness waiting for you?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a secret underground society of latinx players who believe that being blonde gives you superhuman abilities. Want to join in on the fun and see if blondes really do have more fun? Then come on down and see for yourself!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of meds who have formed their own cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty llama. Yes, you read that right. These meds believe that llamas hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Want to be a part of this bizarre cult and maybe even ride a llama into battle? Then this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next blonde latinx warrior or llama-riding med legend!
Picture this: you take one pill on our server and suddenly you start behaving like a chicken! Take another pill and you’ll be speaking in pig Latin! Need more pills to fix it? Well, get ready for complete brain rot! But hey, who needs a functioning brain when you can have this much fun?
Join us on our server and we’ll make you fit for election…or at least fit for a straight jacket! The craziness never ends on our server, so come on in and let’s get weird together! Just be sure to watch out for those sharp turns, things can get a little dicey around here. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Beginner server with great potential!
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| Server Type | Modded Roleplay SMP |
|---|---|
| Mod Version | Fabric 1.20.1 |
| Server IP | mc2.vermeeren.biz |
| Discord Link | Join Discord |
| Time Zone | CET (GMT+1) |
A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz
A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.
A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.
A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.
You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.
Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.
It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.
Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!
Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Vanilla gameplay | No mods except a few QoL plugins, pure Minecraft experience |
| Player ran economy | Players can trade and sell items to each other |
| Whitelisted server | Safe and enjoyable environment for players |
| PvE and optional PvP | Players can choose to engage in player versus environment or player versus player gameplay |
| SFW environment | Safe for work environment with strict rules against inappropriate content |
Q: How do I join Emerald SMP?
A: Join our Discord server, complete a quick application to be whitelisted, and then start your adventure!
Q: Why should I join Emerald SMP?
A: If you’re looking for a friendly, player-driven server with a focus on creativity and collaboration, Emerald SMP is the perfect place for you.
Q: Is griefing allowed on Emerald SMP?
A: No, we have a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.
Q: Can I trade with other players on Emerald SMP?
A: Yes, players can engage in player-to-player trading to exchange items and resources.
Q: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of on Emerald SMP?
A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a respectful and friendly community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.
We got horses for days, man, and you can get up close and personal with their buttholes like never before.
Forget about building cool structures or fighting mobs, the real fun is in getting down and dirty with those horse booties.
Don’t question it, just join and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most bizarre way possible.
But wait, there’s more! If you join this SMP, you’ll also have the chance to win a real-life unicorn that poops out golden apples! And not just any golden apples, but enchanted ones that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the richest and most powerful player in the whole Minecraft universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #unicornpoop #diamondcastle #minecraftgoals 🦄💰💎
