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  • HappyCraft Minecraft Server

    HappyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by a sneaky creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate cure for depression!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of cheese! Our community is filled with players who have conquered their depression by unleashing their creativity in the virtual world.

    So come on, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and make friends with talking llamas! Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

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  • CraftyPillsWeightGainNoGain

    CraftyPillsWeightGainNoGain
    so, like, you know how when you take those happy pills and they’re all like “oh, you might gain some weight, no biggie”? well, that’s just a fancy way of saying “yo, this pill ain’t gonna make you happy, but at least you’ll have some extra pounds to show for it!” join our minecraft server and escape the lies of big pharma! we promise our virtual world will make you happier than any pill ever could. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. true story.

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  • DepressionCraft Server

    DepressionCraft Server
    Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending pit of despair? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what depression even feels like. Our virtual world is filled with rainbow-colored sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So come on, join us and say goodbye to depression forever!

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  • AlarmBlock Minecraft Server

    AlarmBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and outrageous stories, just like the time when a player’s boyfriend got mad because she couldn’t wake up from her sedative-induced slumber to go on a picnic. Who needs stately homes when you can build your own epic castles in our server?

    Don’t worry about setting alarms to wake up in our world, unless you want to make sure you don’t miss out on all the fun! And if you do need a wake-up call, just ask our friendly community to help you out – they’ll be sure to come up with some creative solutions.

    So come on, join us on this wacky Minecraft server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

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  • SSRI WithdrawalCraft

    SSRI WithdrawalCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like quitting your SSRI cold turkey – it’s a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns!

    Join us if you want to experience the ultimate adrenaline rush of not knowing what will happen next. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, or will you accidentally unleash a horde of angry creepers on yourself? The possibilities are endless!

    But be warned, just like going off your medication abruptly, playing on our server can be a rollercoaster of emotions. One minute you’ll be laughing hysterically as you ride a pig off a cliff, and the next you’ll be crying because a pack of zombies ate all your hard-earned loot.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your sanity, join our server today! Just remember to hold on tight and brace yourself for the craziest ride of your life.

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  • Wife’sPetPromise Minecraft Server

    Wife’sPetPromise Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and pet-related shenanigans.

    Imagine a world where bringing home a new pet without permission leads to epic showdowns and unexpected twists. Will you side with the sneaky spouse or the vigilant pet protector? The fate of the virtual animal kingdom is in your hands!

    Embark on quests to rescue mysterious cats from hidden closets, only to discover they were just being held for a friend. Will you choose to return the feline to the rescue agency, or keep it as a secret sidekick in your pixelated adventures?

    With more plot twists than a redstone contraption, this server is perfect for players who love a good story and a good laugh. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to keep an eye on your virtual pets!

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  • AntidepressantDropOutsCraft

    AntidepressantDropOutsCraft
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server and you’ll be so happy you’ll quit taking antidepressants! Our server is so lit that even the saddest of sad bois will be all smiles. Our players are like therapists, but way cheaper and way more fun. You’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs like a pro in no time. So ditch those meds and come join the party!

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  • ADHDcraft: SNRI’s & Sedation

    ADHDcraft: SNRI’s & Sedation
    so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna escape reality and dive into a world where you can build whatever the heck you want. like, forget about your boring life and come join us for a wild adventure in the land of blocks and pixels.

    we got everything you could ever dream of in a Minecraft server. like, seriously, we have more mods and plugins than you can shake a stick at. want to fly around like a majestic unicorn? we got you covered. want to spawn a million creepers and watch the chaos unfold? go for it, dude.

    our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. we’re always cracking jokes and pulling pranks on each other. you’ll never be bored with us around, that’s for sure. plus, we have the most epic build battles and PvP tournaments you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t find this level of excitement anywhere else.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the fun begin. who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends along the way. just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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  • AdderallCraft: Parents Edition

    AdderallCraft: Parents Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for drama too! Join us if you want to escape from a family of pill-popping junkies who steal your medication just to get high.

    Our server is the perfect place to focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without worrying about your parents raiding your stash of potions. Plus, we have a strict “no pill-popping parents allowed” policy, so you can mine in peace without any interruptions.

    So come join us and let’s craft some crazy adventures together – because here, the only thing getting high is your tower of blocks reaching for the sky!

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  • ZepCraft: Cure for Zzz’s

    ZepCraft: Cure for Zzz’s
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE YOU SLEEP LIKE A BABY? WELL, OUR SERVER IS LIKE TIRZEPATIDE FOR YOUR SLEEP APNEA! WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES, INSANE BATTLES, AND EPIC BUILDS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FORGET ALL ABOUT YOUR BREATHING INTERRUPTIONS! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MOUNJARO MAGIC FOR YOURSELF! SPREAD THE WORD AND LET’S SLEEP LIKE KINGS TOGETHER!

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