Our server is so magical that even Endermen have started breakdancing instead of stealing blocks. And if you ever feel down, just hop on our server and watch as the sun rises in the shape of a smiley face, guaranteed to lift your spirits. So come join us and let our wacky world of wonder bring a smile to your face and help you mine away your worries!
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KimJongUnChonkRx
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got north korean officials running around tryna find medicines for kim’s obesity-related health problems. like, can you even imagine? it’s like a wild goose chase but in minecraft.join us and help these officials navigate through the treacherous lands of our server to find the magical potions that will cure kim’s obesity. maybe you’ll even get a reward from kim himself, like a lifetime supply of kimchi or something.
plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we got a giant statue of kim jong-un made entirely out of diamonds. it’s like bling bling, baby.
so come on over and join the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with a north korean official. anything is possible in this crazy minecraft world.
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CraftyWeightLoss & SmokeFree
join our epic minecraft server and lose weight while you game, just like semaglutide in Wegovy and Ozempic! we have magical potions that make you run faster and jump higher, helping you shed those extra pounds as you battle creepers and mine for diamonds. but wait, there’s more! our server is so addictive, it will help you quit smoking too! just log on and let the virtual world consume you, leaving your real life bad habits behind. with over 200,000 players already hooked, you don’t want to miss out on the fun. join now and start your journey to a healthier, smoke-free life! -
InsomniaCraft SMP
Are you tired of counting sheep and ready to count diamonds instead? Join our Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as friendly as your grandma’s cookies and the only thing keeping you up at night is the excitement of building your next epic creation.We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on the pet creepers that will follow you around like loyal puppies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to boring nights and hello to endless adventures and laughter!
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Kim’s Chunky Meds
come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean officials searching for medicines for kim jong un’s obesity-related health problems!!! watch as they navigate through the virtual world, fighting off creepers and zombies while trying to find the perfect potion to cure kim’s insatiable appetite for fried chicken and twinkies. join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre quest in minecraft history and maybe even score some rare loot along the way. hurry before kim’s hunger gets the best of him and he eats all the virtual food in sight! -
CraftyLiar420
Welcome to our Minecraft server where weight loss is the key to success! Join us and embark on a journey to shed those extra pounds in the most outrageous way possible.Are you tired of your significant other not finding you attractive because of your weight gain? Look no further, on our server, we have a special potion that will make you drop pounds faster than you can say “diamond sword”. Say goodbye to boring diet and exercise, and hello to magical weight loss!
Join now and experience the thrill of lying to your spouse about how you’re losing weight. Sneak out for an hour a day under the guise of going to the gym, while actually just chilling in the virtual world of Minecraft. Your spouse won’t suspect a thing, and you’ll be rewarded with more affection and intimacy than you’ve had in months. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on, join our server and start your weight loss journey today. Who knew losing weight could be so fun and deceitful?
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MommaCraft: No Roomies, No Drama!
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We’ve got crazy adventures, epic builds, and no mother-in-law drama allowed!Join our server and build your dream house without worrying about your boyfriend’s mom moving in. We promise no one will guilt trip you into taking care of their bipolar, medication-denying mother-in-law.
Don’t let the burden of family drama weigh you down – join our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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CousinClash Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a family tree with more branches than a forest? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes the drama between Sam’s family look like a walk in the park.Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through twisted relationships and outrageous stories. From consanguine marriages to crazy health issues, our server has it all. And hey, at least you don’t have to deal with Cancer like poor Val, am I right?
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity. Who needs chemo when you can battle it out in the virtual world instead? Join now and let the madness begin!
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MedBlockMadhouse
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than living with a roommate who can’t even clean up after themselves? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and no passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes!Our server is the perfect escape from real-life roommate drama. No need to worry about someone not taking their meds or snapping at you over trivial things. On our server, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers trying to blow up your epic builds!
Join now and leave behind the stress of living with someone who can’t even handle their own mental health. Build your dream world without the fear of someone commenting on your cleaning skills (or lack thereof). Trust us, this server is the therapy you never knew you needed!
So say goodbye to toxic roommates and hello to a Minecraft server where the only thing deteriorating is the health of those pesky zombies. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us today!
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PotionPanicCraft
so, like, imagine if you join this minecraft server, right? it’s like taking a dose of that antidepressant stuff but for your brain in the game! you’ll be processing internal bodily sensations like never before, man. and when you’re anxious in the game, it’s like a whole new level of serotonin and interoception going on. it’s wild, dude. come join us and experience the mind-bending effects of minecraft like never before!

