yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where yo brain be aging slower than a turtle on metformin! we got monkeys poppin’ pills and stayin’ sharp while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers like bosses. come get yo daily dose of metformin and preserve yo cognition while delayin’ the decline of yo tissues. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and crazy adventures, so what you waitin’ for? join now and let’s get this party started!
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Cognitive Monkey Metformin Server
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Pandemic Moms Benzodiazepine Party
come join our minecraft server where postpartum women are filling up on benzodiazepines like it’s candy! we’ve got so much chaos and craziness, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! watch as these moms build the most insane structures while under the influence of their meds. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss! join now for a dose of pure minecraft madness!
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Blocky Boner Busters
Join our epic minecraft server and never worry about erectile dysfunction again! our pixelated world is so exciting, it’ll have you standing at attention for hours on end. With our magical blocks and creatures, you’ll be so engrossed in the game that you’ll forget all about your flaccid troubles. Plus, our community is so supportive, they’ll give you the confidence boost you need to conquer any obstacle – even in the bedroom. So come on, join us and get ready to rise to the occasion!
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LostCraft: HubbyRage
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and adventure!Picture this: You’re on a quest to find your lost AirPods, but your partner keeps moving them around and forgetting where they put them. The search turns into a wild goose chase, with arguments and accusations flying left and right. Can you navigate through the chaos and find your precious AirPods before it’s too late?
But that’s not all – our server is filled with rambunctious players, mischievous pets, and unexpected surprises at every turn. Can you handle the madness and come out on top?
Join now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who needs therapy when you have our server to keep you on your toes?
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Rent-A-Creeper: No Meds, No Help!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and family feuds!Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between two sisters. One sister, let’s call her Em, is a hardcore believer in holistic medicine and thinks pharmaceuticals are the devil. The other sister, let’s call her the Medication Maven, relies on her antidepressants to keep her mental health in check.
But wait, the plot thickens! One day, while the Medication Maven is at work, Em decides to take matters into her own hands and throws away her sister’s precious antidepressants because she thinks they’re toxic. Cue the dramatic music!
Now, the Medication Maven is left scrambling to get an emergency refill, all while dealing with the fallout of her sister’s reckless actions. And to top it all off, Em has the audacity to ask for money to help with rent after putting her sister’s health at risk. Can you believe the nerve?
Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as the Medication Maven navigates family drama, financial struggles, and the ultimate betrayal. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on all the juicy drama – join now!
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DepressedDigger Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and let the pixelated world heal your soul! Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees that will sing you lullabies to cheer you up. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a therapist on the side, offering free counseling sessions to all players feeling down. So come on in and let’s turn those frowns upside down in the most absurdly fun way possible!
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AutisticCraft: No Complain Zone
Are you tired of boring math quizzes being interrupted by random outbursts about ADHD medication? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time where interruptions are encouraged and ADHD meds are optional!Our server is filled with quirky characters like “M,” who may interrupt your building sessions with tales of his autism and demand compliments for his trans pin collection. But hey, who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop entertainment?
Don’t worry about focusing on important tasks, like quizzes or exams, because on our server, distractions are the name of the game! Who needs good grades when you can have a good time?
So come join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun, no matter how loud or disruptive you may be. And remember, apologies are optional!
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MineCraftMindBoost
Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers on boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save your sanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, talking villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, your mental health will thank you for it. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your blocky adventures begin!
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StressReliefCraft SMP
Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you feel like your real life stress is taking over your virtual world? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that turns all your worries into blocks of obsidian! Join us and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and battle creepers with your new virtual pals. Who needs therapy when you have a diamond sword and a bunch of crazy gamers to hang out with? Come join us and let’s laugh our way to mental health together!
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Blocky Brain Scans: Predicting Treatment
come join dis epic minecraft server where we predict ur long-term treatment outcomes with BRAIN SCANS!!1! u think u just building houses and mining diamonds but nah fam, we taking care of ur mental health too! join us for a crazy ride of therapy sessions with creepers and skeletons, cuz why not?! plus, our therapists are actually endermen in disguise, so u know u in good hands. don’t be sad, come play with us and let us scan ur brain for fun and profit!