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Medication Side Effects

  • BlockyLove – Escitalopram Edition

    BlockyLove – Escitalopram Edition
    So, like, there was this chick who was just minding her own business, taking her meds like a good girl. But then, outta nowhere, she starts gettin’ all hot and bothered every time she sees a blocky pig in Minecraft. Like, she couldn’t stop herself from tryna get it on with them pixelated animals. It was cray cray!

    But then, she found this epic Minecraft server that was so lit, it cured her of her naughty urges. The server was so dang fun, with crazy mini-games and wild adventures around every corner. And get this, the admins were like wizards, granting wishes and making dreams come true.

    So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’ll make you forget all about gettin’ freaky with farm animals, come on down to our server! Just be sure to leave your escitalopram at home, cuz things are gonna get wild!

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  • Cool vs. Hot Minecraft Server

    Cool vs. Hot Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of battling over the thermostat with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where you can control the temperature of your virtual house to your heart’s content! No more arguments over whether it’s too hot or too cold, because in our world, you’re the boss of the thermostat.

    Imagine a world where you can set the temperature to a perfect 65-70F without anyone questioning your choices. Want to crank it up to 72-74F on a rare occasion? Go for it! No more locking out ranges or constant battles over the ideal temperature. It’s a virtual paradise for those who like to keep things cool.

    And if your partner insists on a toasty 77-79F, don’t worry – you can escape to our server and enjoy the perfect temperature without any hormonal/physiological accusations. No more questioning if you’re menopausal or pre-menopausal, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is free to set the temperature they desire.

    So come join us and say goodbye to thermostat wars in the real world. In our server, you can open all the windows you want without any judgment, and even turn the heat down to the lowest setting when your partner is away. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just want to be comfortable in their own home.

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  • ChunkyCraft SMP

    ChunkyCraft SMP
    OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! It’s like, the most lit place ever, like seriously. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even does that? And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up, but don’t worry, he’s totally harmless (most of the time).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with spooky ghosts (spoiler alert: they’re actually just villagers in costume). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary chicken jousting arena where players ride on chickens and battle it out with feathered swords. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll instantly lose 10 pounds and gain superhuman strength. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever!

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of bland tacos made by clueless boyfriends who can’t even follow simple instructions? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing tasteless is the griefers’ attempts to ruin your creations!

    We promise you won’t find any chalky beef here, only seasoned adventures and spicy challenges. Our community is full of picky eaters who demand only the best, just like you. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being an ungrateful taco snob – we understand the struggle of craving that perfect flavor.

    So come on over and let’s cook up some epic builds together. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t even Google a recipe when you have a whole server of culinary experts waiting to spice up your Minecraft experience? Join us now and never settle for bland tacos again!

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  • Dad’s Dumb Rule Minecraft Server

    Dad’s Dumb Rule Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

    Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build to your heart’s content and explore endless possibilities. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature that allows you to tame wild wolves and ride them into battle against creepers and zombies!

    Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Take a stroll through our virtual petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable pixelated animals and even ride a giant chicken around the server!

    And if you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Dad Boss Battle” where you must defeat a giant dad who tries to take food out of your hand before dinner time. It’s a hilarious showdown that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

    So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

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  • Mother-in-Lawcraft

    Mother-in-Lawcraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take any photos of you looking like a “pile of fat shit” in a dress with a medical boot! Join us for a wedding-free experience where your self-esteem will remain intact, unlike OP’s in this crazy story.

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, like dealing with in-laws who just won’t listen to your wishes. Here, you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members or judgmental spouses.

    So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And remember, on our server, you’re always the beautiful bride, no matter what anyone else says!

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  • Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics

    Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics
    so liek u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just cant get ur block on cuz ur post-ssri sexual dysfunction is gettin in the way? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of block-placin fun and crazy adventures!

    we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.

    join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

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  • ADHDcraft: SNRI’s & Sedation

    ADHDcraft: SNRI’s & Sedation
    so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna escape reality and dive into a world where you can build whatever the heck you want. like, forget about your boring life and come join us for a wild adventure in the land of blocks and pixels.

    we got everything you could ever dream of in a Minecraft server. like, seriously, we have more mods and plugins than you can shake a stick at. want to fly around like a majestic unicorn? we got you covered. want to spawn a million creepers and watch the chaos unfold? go for it, dude.

    our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. we’re always cracking jokes and pulling pranks on each other. you’ll never be bored with us around, that’s for sure. plus, we have the most epic build battles and PvP tournaments you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t find this level of excitement anywhere else.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the fun begin. who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends along the way. just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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  • ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

    ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being judged for your love of cake and cookies in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate all things chonky! Join us for epic build battles where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your supply of snacks). Our community is full of fellow food enthusiasts who will support you on your quest to build the biggest, most delicious structures in the game. So come on, join us and let’s show the world that being a little extra thicc is nothing to be ashamed of!

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  • TestosteroneTakedown Minecraft Server

    TestosteroneTakedown Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a wimpy little chicken in Minecraft? Well, look no further, because our server is here to pump up your testosterone levels to epic proportions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, building towering castles, and flexing your muscles in front of all the other players.

    But beware, on our server, there’s a secret potion hidden in the depths of the world that will lower your testosterone levels to that of a baby bunny. So watch out for sneaky players trying to sabotage your manly mojo!

    Join us now and show the world that you’re not just a pixelated warrior, you’re a testosterone-fueled beast ready to conquer all in your path!

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