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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 8969 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9584 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
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Join us and never worry about unintended pregnancies again! Build your dream world while keeping it safe and protected, just like your in-game fortress. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and let’s build a world where contraception reigns supreme!
