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Elon’s Loot & Layoffs Craft
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Debt-FreeCraft: Medicare Mayhem
Tired of paying outrageous medical bills just to stay healthy? Join our Minecraft server and let’s all band together to stick it to the healthcare system! We’ll build hospitals out of diamond blocks, heal each other with enchanted golden apples, and overthrow the oppressive medical debt overlords. Who needs universal healthcare when you have a Minecraft server full of players ready to fight for their right to free healthcare? Join us and let’s break the system together!
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BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!
join our epic minecraft server and become a blocky warrior fighting against the evil forces of cancer! we have crazy battles where you can use diamond swords to defeat cancerous mobs and save the world from destruction! with over $43 billion in total health care costs, you know this server is serious about kicking cancer’s butt! whether you have private insurance, medicare, medicaid, or no insurance at all, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and help us defeat this deadly disease once and for all! come join us and be a hero in the fight against cancer!
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ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!
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