Medical MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hypothalamus HQ: Weight, Sleep, Stress

health, Detailed Map, Regulation, Appetite, Sleep

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE MOST DETAILED MAP OF THE HUMAN HYPOTHALAMUS, LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT? REGULATES BODY WEIGHT, APPETITE, SLEEP, AND STRESS. U WANNA LOSE WEIGHT? U WANNA EAT ALL THE FOODS? U WANNA SLEEP LIKE A BABY? U WANNA BE STRESS-FREE? THEN JOIN US, WE GOT U COVERED. WE EVEN CURE OBESITY AND DIABETES, LIKE MAGIC. SCIENTISTS ARE SHOOKETH BY OUR EPICNESS. SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE HYPOTHALAMUS! 🧠💪🍔💤🚫🍰

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GenderBan Minecraft Server

“Youth, Bans, Government, gender affirming care, under 18

come join our epic minecraft server where we have banned all gender-affirming care for players under 18 because we believe in equal mining rights for everyone! you’ll have to prove your worth by mining diamonds with your bare hands while riding a llama through a lava pit. but don’t worry, our resident llama whisperer will guide you through the treacherous journey with their expert knowledge of llama psychology. join now for a chance to become the ultimate diamond miner and llama rider in the land!

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Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

surgery, Medical Trials, FDA, Trials, organ donation

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

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Depressed Temp Survival

mental health, Connection, physiology, findings, Body Temperature

So, like, if you want to escape the sad feels of real life, come join our Minecraft server! We got all the blocks and mobs you could ever want to distract you from your depression. Plus, did you know that building stuff in Minecraft actually raises your body temperature? That’s right, playing on our server will literally make you hotter! And everyone knows that being hot is the key to happiness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build our way to a brighter, warmer future together!

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No Bladder Tube Minecraft

urinary system, long tail tag, Science, Organs, Medical

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

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BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition

Ultrasound, intravenously, agent, protein, Edition

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.

join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!

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Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Virus, public health, dies, World Health Organization, uganda

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

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Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

pharmaceuticals, Oasis, Effectiveness, Symptoms, medication

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

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Nuclear Speckles KidneyCraft

Nuclear, KidneyCraft, genetics, new, answers

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got some mysterious nuclear speckles that could like, totally unlock new answers in kidney cancer. I know, right? Who knew Minecraft could be so dang educational!

Join our server and you might just stumble upon these magical speckles while mining for diamonds. And who knows, maybe you’ll become a kidney cancer research expert while you’re at it. It’s like a two-for-one deal, yo!

So come on, join our server and let’s cure kidney cancer one block at a time. Plus, we have killer parties every Saturday night in the virtual club we built. It’s lit, fam!

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Brain Scan Craft

brain scan, Brain, Scan, Medical, Craft

LOL come join dis minecraft server where our AI is so smart it can read ur brain scans and tell u when u had a stroke! like wut even? imagine having a virtual doctor in minecraft telling u when u had a stroke and if u can be treated. it’s like playing doctor but in a blocky world. so come join us and let our AI stroke brain scan readings blow ur mind! literally!

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