Medical MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Medical, global concern, complex, pope, update

so, like, this server is like, the holy grail of minecraft servers, ya know? like, the pope himself plays on here and he’s all about that blocky life. he’s like, building churches and stuff, but also slaying dragons and creepers like a boss.

there’s this one time where the pope was in a pvp battle and he totally wrecked this griefer who was trying to mess with his cathedral. it was epic, man.

and the vatican is like, backing this server up, saying the pope’s health is a ‘complex clinical situation’ because he’s been playing minecraft for like, 24/7. but it’s all good, cuz he’s having a blast and making friends from all over the world.

so, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and maybe even meet the pope in game, you gotta join this server ASAP. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

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Phone Zone Fun Craft

Phone, effects, cell phone, tags, electromagnetic radiation

so, like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s like, da craziest place eva. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da macarena, and zombies breakdancin’ like dere’s no tomorrow.

if u join, u can witness da epic battle between Steve and a giant chicken dat shoots fireballs outta its butt. it’s like, da stuff of legends, man.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret underground disco club where da skeletons and spiders go to party? yeah, it’s wild.

so, if u wanna experience all dis madness and more, join dis server now. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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BlockCraft: Heart Attack Reduction

pharmaceutical, research, Breakthrough, Results, Heart

OMG u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, it’s like taking a magical potion that reduces ur chances of heart attacks and strokes by 23%!!! It’s like ur character in the game becomes invincible, like a superhero with superpowers! Forget about mining for diamonds, just pop a pill and u’ll be unstoppable in the virtual world! Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior with the power of Sotagliflozin medication! Your enemies won’t know what hit them, cuz u’ll be too busy slaying dragons and saving the virtual world from destruction! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a Minecraft legend!

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Flu-Neuro Kids: 50X Fun!

increased risk, underlying conditions, influenza, Complications, study

lol u ever play on a minecraft server where the mobs are actually brain surgeons? well, u just found it! come join us on this epic server where the zombies will diagnose ur flu symptoms and the creepers will give u a neurologic exam.

if u have underlying neurologic conditions like seizures or meningitis, this is the place for u! our mobs have been trained to handle all ur special needs. they’ll even throw u a party if u have altered mental status or movement disorders.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky server where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the medical bills u’ll rack up from all the brain surgeries.

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ZebraCraft – Hear the Hoofbeats

Symbolism, metaphor, Animals, Horses, wildlife

so, like, u ever wanted to ride a zebra in minecraft? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got zebras, unicorns, and even flying pigs! yea, u heard me right, FLYING PIGS!

join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary golden carrot, rumored to give u superpowers like shooting lasers from ur eyes and making ur enemies explode into confetti.

we also have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show, where u can dress up ur llama in the most ridiculous outfits u can imagine.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and zebras are just the beginning. remember, sometimes hearing hoofbeats means zebras.

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DonorCraft – Save Lives & Build Blocks

lives, RESPONSIBILITY, Save, gift of life, reasons

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have a special feature that allows you to donate your organs in-game to other players. That’s right, you can literally give your virtual heart to someone in need.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next virtual organ donor hero!

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Rapid Weight Loss Dementia – Crafty Minds

health, weight, Crafty, Rapid, risk factors

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF PLAYIN THE SAME OLD BORIN MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR U! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’LL MAKE U LOSE WEIGHT SO FAST U MIGHT FORGET UR OWN NAME!

WE’VE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “HUNGRY HIPPOS” WHERE U RACE AGAINST OTHER PLAYERS TO EAT THE MOST FOOD IN A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF TIME. AND IF U WIN, U GET A SPECIAL PRIZE THAT’LL MAKE U FEEL LIKE U’RE IN A WHOLE NEW DIMENSION!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BUILD BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, U MIGHT ACTUALLY FORGET HOW TO SPELL “DIAMOND”! AND IF U BUILD THE BEST CREATION, U’LL BE REWARDED WITH A GOLDEN PICKAXE THAT CAN MINE DIAMONDS IN ONE HIT!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND WEIGHT-LOSIN’ SERVER! U MIGHT END UP FORGETTIN’ WHERE U ARE, BUT U’LL NEVER FORGET THE FUN U HAD!

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Georgian Parasite Adventure

health, infection, head, Georgian, republiek of Georgia

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can escape from real life drama like a 15-centimeter live parasite found in a woman’s head in the republic of Georgia? Join us and leave all that craziness behind as you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock super secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

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Blocky Belly Bug Bash

Complications, Kids, pandemic, pediatric, health

so, like, you know how covid-19 is like, super lame and stuff? well, on our minecraft server, we got so much fun and craziness that you’ll forget all about that stupid virus! join us and you’ll never have to worry about gut problems because we’ll keep you laughing so hard, your stomach will hurt from all the fun! plus, we have this one player who built a toilet that actually flushes in the game – like, how insane is that?! come join us and experience the most gut-busting, hilarious minecraft server ever!

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DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP

physician, Lasting, Medical, health, important

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit AF, you gotta join cuz the admins are like, actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. And like, one time a doctor joined and was like “You gotta join this server, it cured my fear of creepers” and we were all like whaaat. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties with Endermen, it’s wild. So like, join now before the llamas take over and make us all wear hats made of TNT. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and friendship and stuff.

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