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Crafty COVID Chronicles
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Crafty Hair Clinic: Metformin Madness
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how this server is like a magical potion for your hair, just like low-dose metformin for Central Centrifugal Cicatricial Alopecia!So, picture this: you spawn into the server and suddenly your hair starts growing back thicker and more luscious than ever before. People will be like, “Dang, what shampoo you using?” And you’ll be like, “Nah, man, it’s all thanks to this Minecraft server!”
But that’s not all, folks! This server has a secret power to reverse any bad vibes and negativity in your life. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but way more fun! You’ll be laughing and having a blast with your new virtual friends, all thanks to the magical properties of this server.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and watch your hair grow back, your spirits lift, and your Minecraft skills level up like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, homies!
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BlockyBanter LGBTQ-Free Zone
come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff like same-sex marriage and gender affirming medical treatment cuz who needs that when you can be building epic castles and fighting dragons? we don’t need no lgbt propaganda here, just good old-fashioned block building and creepers exploding in your face. join us and be part of a community that values pixelated pigs over human rights. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
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OuchieMcSMP
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging virtual lava while building your dream castle! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your most severe physical injury look like a paper cut. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood giant chicken looking for its lost eggs. So come join us for some epic adventures and questionable boss battles!
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K-PopCraft: Doctor’s Strike Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where south korea is in chaos cuz all the doctors are on strike! the only way to save the day is by building hospitals and curing all the sick villagers! but watch out for the evil mobs trying to stop you! join now and be the hero south korea needs!
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Pandemic Moms Benzodiazepine Party
come join our minecraft server where postpartum women are filling up on benzodiazepines like it’s candy! we’ve got so much chaos and craziness, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! watch as these moms build the most insane structures while under the influence of their meds. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss! join now for a dose of pure minecraft madness!
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Trans Men’s Testosterone Boost
come join our epic minecraft server where we turn trans men into cis men with just a touch of testosterone therapy! watch as their bodies transform before your very eyes, immune systems included! ever wonder why men get sick more often? it’s because they’re actually trans men in disguise! and women with autoimmune conditions? they’re just cis women who haven’t joined our server yet! join now for a wild ride of gender bending and immune system swapping fun!
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HorseLegsShot-OP
u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild west showdown up in here. if u ain’t careful, u gonna get shot in da leg and then it’s game over for u, partner. but don’t worry, we got healers who can fix u up real nice.we also got a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. they’re armed with diamond swords and ready to cluck some heads. join us if u wanna be part of da epic battle between humans and chickens.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? it’s a real thrill ride, but watch out for the flaming zombies who like to hitch a ride.
so come on down to our server, where danger lurks around every corner and the only way to survive is to embrace the chaos. yeehaw!
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BlockyButtCureNoSurg
So like, u know how in Minecraft u gotta mine and craft and stuff? Well on this server, we got a special treatment for u if u get rectal cancer. We got this magic potion that reduces the risk of it coming back without u needing surgery. How crazy is that? Join our server and never worry about your butt again! Plus, we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild adventure. Join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together!
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VaxCraft2021: Heartbreak Edition
So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, bro? Well lemme tell ya, dis place is crazier than a creeper in a TNT factory! We got dragons flyin’ around, unicorns poopin’ rainbows, and a secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out on weekends.If you’re lookin’ for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, then you’ve come to the right place. We got mini-games that’ll make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation, and PvP battles that’ll leave you laughin’ like a villager on payday.
Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine deep in the Nether, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where all the mobs are friendly and creepers give you hugs instead of explosions. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin!