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UkrainianMedCraftExpansion
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so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, man. we got like, japanese doctors helping out ukrainian soldiers, but in minecraft form, ya know? like, they’re building hospitals and stuff, but with blocks and pixels. it’s like, totally wild, dude.
if you join this server, you’ll be like, saving lives and stuff, but in a totally virtual way. you’ll be part of this epic mission to help injured soldiers get the medical treatment they need. plus, you’ll get to hang out with some seriously cool japanese doctors who are like, experts in minecraft medicine.
so, like, come join the fun and be a hero in this crazy minecraft world. who knew saving lives could be so much fun?

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ConcussedCraft
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Are you tired of living in a world where even the simplest tasks feel like a brain-busting challenge? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave your concussion symptoms in the dust as you embark on epic adventures filled with pixelated glory.
On our server, you’ll find that mining for diamonds is actually a form of concussion therapy – the repetitive motion of swinging your pickaxe will have you feeling better in no time! And don’t even get us started on the healing properties of building a giant castle to protect yourself from creepers.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to your concussion woes. Who knew that the cure for a headache was just a few blocks away?

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Lung Lady Land: Transplant Edition
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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance! we got llamas that spit fire and chickens that drop diamonds, it’s lit fam!
plus, did you know that on our server, women have a better chance of finding diamonds than men? it’s true, they’re like diamond magnets or something. and if you’re a woman who needs a lung transplant, you’ll get one in half the time it takes a man. it’s like magic or something.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server this side of the nether! trust us, you won’t regret it.

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ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade
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come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

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COVID Chaos Clinic
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join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the post-COVID madness in germany and build ur own world of craziness! our GPs are here to diagnose ur blocky problems and treat u with the finest virtual care. high caregiver burden? not here, just grab ur pickaxe and start mining! economic costs? pfft, just trade some diamonds with ur fellow players. come join us and escape to a world where the only gap is the one u jump over to get to the next level of FUN!

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Claim Denied Insurance Co.
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join this epic minecraft server where we have diamond armor that gives you health insurance! imagine getting hit by a creeper and your insurance covers the cost of your respawn! we follow the mantra of “innocent until proven guilty” so if a skeleton tries to deny your claim, we make them prove it’s not “medically necessary” for you to get that enchanted golden apple. come join us for a wild ride of insurance battles and pixelated healthcare drama!

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CreeperMD – No Healing for Villains!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where doctors refuse to treat players based on their criminal history? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!
Join us for a wild ride where doctors are the ultimate judges of character and will only heal those deemed worthy. Who needs medical ethics when you can have doctors playing judge, jury, and healer all in one?
So come on down to our server where medical licenses are just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the operating table for a crime you didn’t even know you committed!

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GrampsGoneWildMC
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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!
Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.
So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

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ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!
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so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!
imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!
we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

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CraftyDeathWish
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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about all your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, unless you’re into that sort of thing).
Forget about your shaky hands and wheelchair woes, because on our server, you’ll be running, jumping, and crafting to your heart’s content. Who needs to knit when you can build an entire empire out of blocks?
And don’t worry about feeling lonely, because our server is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good time. Who knows, you might even find a new BFF or two (just make sure they’re not eyeing your husband like your cousin Lily).
So come on down to our server and leave all your troubles behind. Who knows, you might even forget about that whole “better off dead” comment you made to your husband. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be killing is creepers.

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