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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 9198 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with diamond armor that makes u invincible! u can ride on a dragon and breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with u.
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade u emeralds for your soul… just kidding, they want cookies.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted weapons? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life!