join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up like there’s no tomorrow! we got crazy builds and wild adventures waiting for you! why join? well, because on our server, using cannabis during pregnancy actually gives you superpowers! you’ll have high blood pressure? nah, you’ll have high building skills! preeclampsia? more like preepicness! weight gains? who cares when you’re flying around on a dragon! placental complications? pfft, we’ll just build a new one out of diamonds! and gestational diabetes? not on our server, you’ll be too busy mining for gold! so come join us and experience the most lit minecraft server ever! N= 316,722 players can’t be wrong!
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ViralCraft: DNA Survival
yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate survival challenge, but with a twist! we got viruses infecting your DNA, just like in real life! but don’t worry, it’s all for fun and games, right? join us and see if you can survive and thrive like a cancer cell in this crazy Minecraft world. who knew viruses could be so lit, amirite? come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to conquer the ultimate genetic challenge!
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MuscleJuiceCraft
so like, this server is like a magical place where you can like, harness the power of muscles to fight cancer. like, imagine punching cancer cells with muscles, how cool is that? also, we have like, secretions that make you super strong and stuff. join now and become a cancer-fighting superhero in the world of Minecraft. plus, we have like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff. it’s totally epic, bro.
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CraftyCarbCrusaders
so, like, u know how u get them headaches that make u wanna rip ur head off? well, guess what, this server got the cure for that! join us and u’ll be on that mediterranean ketogenic diet that will make them migraines disappear like magic! we got potions that will make u feel like u on cloud 9, no more pain, just pure bliss. come join us and say goodbye to them headaches forever! u won’t regret it, trust me.
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CysticCraft: Prime Editing Fun!
lol join our epic minecraft server where we edit ur genes like a boss! we fix cystic fibrosis mutation in ur lung cells so u can breathe like a pro! no need for daily therapies when u can get a one-time treatment on our server! come on in and let us edit u to perfection! #geneticminecraftmadness
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MalariaCraft: Resist the Spread!
Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! If you ain’t joinin’ this Minecraft server, you basically lettin’ drug-resistant malaria take over Africa! We got resistance levels higher than your kill streak, goin’ from 1% to 20% in just three years! It’s like a zombie apocalypse, but with malaria parasites, man!Join our server and help stop this madness! Fight off those resistant parasites like a boss and save millions of lives! Ain’t no time to waste, the spread of these parasites is comin’ at us like a freight train! So grab your pickaxe and get to work, ’cause Africa needs us, gamers!
Don’t be a noob, be a hero! Join our Minecraft server now and let’s kick some malaria butt together! Let’s show those parasites who’s boss in the virtual world and save the day! Are you ready for the challenge, gamer? Let’s do this!
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VeggieCraft: Kidney Protection Zone
come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical plant proteins that will make your kidneys dance with joy! forget about boring old animal proteins, our plant proteins will make your diabetic kidney disease run away in fear! trust us, we have reviews that say so! join now for a kidney-tastic adventure like no other!
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PneumoniaShockSurvivorsMC
Yo, listen up! So, like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got this epic subgroup analysis going on. It’s like, if you got community acquired pneuminia and septic shock, then you gotta join this server, man! We got hydrocortisone plus fludrocortisone up in here, and it’s gonna reduce mortality like no tomorrow. Forget about placebo, come join us and survive like a boss! It’s like a virtual hospital up in here, saving lives and building epic creations at the same time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most lit Minecraft server ever!
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BlockerCraft Minecraft Server
so liek, u know how some ppl think puberty blockers r bad? well dis server is like a puberty blocker curb but for ur minecraft experience! u join dis server and u will feel liek u never wanna leave, u will be so happy u wont even think about suiciding cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and a community dat will make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. so come join us and see for urself, u wont regret it!
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VaxCraft: 70% Less Long COVID
join our epic minecraft server where the only risk you’ll face is getting addicted to the game! we’ve got so many cool features like flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond.our players have reported a 99% decrease in long covid symptoms since joining our server. doctors are baffled by this miraculous recovery and can only attribute it to the magical powers of our pixelated world.
come join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens and riding on the backs of dragons. who needs a vaccine when you have a diamond sword that can cure any ailment?
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say goodbye to long covid and hello to endless hours of minecraft madness!