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Glioblastoma Buster Server
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FlashCraft: HotRx for Gamers
LOL, ok so like, imagine you’re mining in Minecraft and suddenly you start having hot flashes like you’re going through menopause or something, BUT WAIT, join our server and take Elinzanetant, the magical nonhormonal drug that will reduce your hot flashes by at least 50 percent! No more sweating while building your epic castle, just pure gaming bliss. JAMA approved, baby! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of Elinzanetant and never worry about hot flashes in Minecraft again!
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Cholesterol Crafters: Scan City
yo, dis server is like dat one time when u eat too many cheeseburgers and ur arteries get all clogged up, except in dis case, it’s all about dat high cholesterol levels in Minecraft! join us and experience da thrill of havin’ ur virtual carotid arteries scanned by ultrasound while u build epic structures and battle mobs. trust me, u ain’t lived until u seen ur blocky arteries get all clogged up with pixelated cholesterol. come join us for a heart-pumpin’ good time!
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Gut Microbiome Madness
so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this totally epic minecraft server where the mayo researchers have like, created this crazy tool that measures the health of your gut microbiome. like, what even is that? who cares, it’s just a fancy way of saying they can tell if you’ve been eating too many carrots or something.anyway, you gotta join this server because not only can you build the sickest houses and mine for diamonds like a boss, but you can also get your gut microbiome checked while you play. like, how cool is that? you’ll be the envy of all your minecraft friends when you tell them you know exactly what’s going on in your intestines while you’re slaying zombies and stuff.
so come join us on this totally rad minecraft server where you can have fun, build awesome stuff, and get your gut microbiome checked all at the same time. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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Potassium Isotope Pals
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Have you ever wanted to join a server that’s so lit, it’ll blow your mind like a creeper explosion? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so next level, it’s like finding diamonds in a cave full of zombies.But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a new biomarker that can detect early signs of Alzheimer’s disease just by looking at your blood serum. That’s right, forget about potions and enchantments, we’re talking about real-life science stuff here. Join our server and you’ll be on the cutting edge of medical research while building epic structures and battling mobs.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for zombie pigmen!
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ComaCraft: Eh? Awareness Found!
so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground lab run by Canadian researchers. And get this, they found signs of awareness in a comatose patient! Like, what even is that?!Join our server and uncover the mysteries of this comatose patient. Maybe they’re secretly controlling the mobs in the game or something, who knows! Plus, you’ll get to hang out with some super smart Canadian scientists who are probably way cooler than your average Minecraft player.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most mind-blowing discovery in Minecraft history!
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Trans Men’s Testosterone Boost
come join our epic minecraft server where we turn trans men into cis men with just a touch of testosterone therapy! watch as their bodies transform before your very eyes, immune systems included! ever wonder why men get sick more often? it’s because they’re actually trans men in disguise! and women with autoimmune conditions? they’re just cis women who haven’t joined our server yet! join now for a wild ride of gender bending and immune system swapping fun!
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AI CHIEF – Cancer Crusher & Gene Genie
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A NEW AI TOOL CALLED CHIEF DAT BEATS ALL DA OTHER AI TOOLS BY 36 PERCENT! DIS TOOL CAN DETECT CANCER CELLS, FIND WHERE DA TUMORS COME FROM, PREDICT HOW PATIENTS GONNA DO, AND SPOT GENES AND DNA STUFF FOR TREATMENT! U AIN’T GONNA FIND DIS KINDA TECH ANYWHERE ELSE, COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND LET CHIEF BLOW YO MIND!
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Lung Damage Rescue Craft
so, like, imagine this, right? u got these mice, just chillin, doin their mouse thing. but then BAM, they get hit with this long covid crap. their lungs are all messed up, they can barely breathe. but then, outta nowhere, these scientists come in and start targeting these crazy CD8 T-cells in their immune system. and guess what? it actually works! the mice start gettin better, their lungs heal up, and they can finally go back to their mousey lives. it’s like a miracle, man. so if u wanna be part of something epic like that, come join our server. we may not have magical healing powers, but we sure know how to have a good time in Minecraft. plus, who knows, maybe u’ll discover some secret cure for all your virtual ailments. just sayin’.
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Zaire Vaccine Craft – 84% Effective
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly BAM! you get hit with the zaire ebolavirus. but WAIT, don’t freak out just yet, cuz on this server, we’ve got the sickest vaccine that’s like 84% effective at curing you! like, who even needs a golden apple when you’ve got that kind of protection, amirite?join our server for the most epic adventures and the craziest battles against mobs and other players. trust me, you’ll wanna be part of this epic journey to save the world from the zaire ebolavirus. plus, rumor has it that the vaccine gives you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. okay, maybe not the lasers part, but you get the idea.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and let’s conquer minecraft together! #vaccinesaveslives #cureforebolavirus #minecraftmadness