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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 2973 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 105 |
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So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. See you on the other side, my friends!