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  • PandemicCraft: 160k Surgeries Lost

    PandemicCraft: 160k Surgeries Lost

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Ever heard of a Minecraft server that can perform joint replacement surgeries? Well, you’re in luck, cuz our server is the bomb diggity! We lost around 160,000 surgeries due to the COVID-19 pandemic, but fear not, we’re here to save the day!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of performing virtual joint replacements like never before. Need a new hip? No problem! Want a shiny new knee? We got you covered! With 71.6% of 2019 activity missing, we’re ready to make up for lost time and give you the surgery of your dreams.

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and let’s get to operating! Who needs medical school when you have us? Let’s make those joints as good as new, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TongueTieTrouble – No More!

    TongueTieTrouble – No More!

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u reading this, do u like minecraft? do u like CRAZY adventures and WACKY shenanigans? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on our server where we have TONGUE-TIE SURGERIES as a mini game! that’s right, u can perform virtual surgeries on virtual tongues, how cool is that?! and guess what, we also have breastfeeding problems as a challenge, because why not? join us now for a wild ride of weirdness and fun! u won’t regret it (probably)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AmnesiaCraft

    AmnesiaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, picture this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. like, you’re mining for diamonds and all of a sudden, a talking chicken comes up to you and asks for directions to the nearest village. it’s wild, man.

    and get this, every time you respawn after dying, you come back as a different animal. one time you’re a cow, the next you’re a squid. it’s like a never-ending game of animal roulette.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every night? you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. it’s lit, fam.

    so come join this server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineCraft Server: >2024_FUN

    MineCraft Server: >2024_FUN

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a towering giant in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, we have the technology to shrink you down to a mere 3 feet tall! No more bumping your head on doorways or feeling like a giant among blocks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of vampire players who roam the land, sucking the blood of unsuspecting creepers and zombies. Join them if you dare, but beware of the sunlight – it’s not just your average Minecraft day cycle here.

    So come join us on our server where the world is a vampire and the height limit is 3 feet. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and wacky?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SurgicalVoodooCraft

    SurgicalVoodooCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this Minecraft server, when suddenly, BAM! You get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on giant spiders! But don’t worry, because on this server, you can craft voodoo dolls to control the mobs and make them do your bidding. Surgeons are lining up to join this server because they know voodoo dolls would be really useful for their operations. Plus, did I mention that the pigs in this server can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes? Yeah, you heard me right. So come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PlasticCraft – Price Transparency Guaranteed

    PlasticCraft – Price Transparency Guaranteed

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the only American doctors are plastic surgeons, right? Like, they’re the only ones who are super transparent about their prices and stuff. But get this, on this server, the plastic surgeons are actually zombies who perform surgeries on players to give them super cool abilities like shooting lasers from their eyes or turning into a giant chicken. It’s like, totally insane, dude. Plus, there’s this secret underground lab where players can find rare loot and fight off mutant mobs. And if that’s not enough, there’s a floating island made entirely of candy where players can build their dream base and ride unicorns. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SpeedyHebrewsMC Server

    SpeedyHebrewsMC Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this conspiracy theory? Look no further! Join our server where half the floor is made up of transplanting Jews who are just trying to survive in the world of Minecraft. Watch out for their secret underground lair where they hoard all the diamonds and gold! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join now for a truly unique and bizarre gaming experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBabyBirthingCenter

    BlockyBabyBirthingCenter

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and escape the madness of real life where hospitals are fining for not giving abortions. on our server, you can build your own hospital and make all the crazy rules you want! want to give abortions to creepers? go for it! want to make zombie babies? why not! the possibilities are endless on our server. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and their crazy rules. come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NeuralinkNoMRIplz

    NeuralinkNoMRIplz

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find diamonds that actually turn into real diamonds in real life! like, u mine them in the game and BAM! u got a real diamond in ur hand! it’s like magic but not really cuz it’s totally real, trust me.

    Also, if u join this server, u get a special power-up that lets u fly like a majestic unicorn through the sky. u can soar above all the other players and show them who’s boss. it’s like having wings but way cooler cuz it’s in a blocky world.

    And get this, if u join this server, u get to meet the legendary Minecraft wizard who can grant u three wishes. yeah, THREE WISHES! u can wish for anything u want, like a pet dragon or a mansion made entirely out of cake. it’s like a dream come true but in pixel form.

    So, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s got everything u could ever want and more. plus, u never know what other crazy surprises are waiting for u in this wacky world. so come on, join now and let the adventure begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dr. Creeper’s Clinic

    Dr. Creeper’s Clinic

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and build to your heart’s content!

    Join us for a wild ride where procedures without informed consent are a thing of the past and you can charge into battle without a care in the world.

    We’re like Kentucky on steroids, paving the way for a new world order where licenses are a thing of the past and authority is a thing of the future.

    So come on, join us and be a part of something legendary!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP