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  • ZoomRoomZingers

    ZoomRoomZingers
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to call you an asshole for needing to grab your medication! Our server is the perfect place for players who value good WFH etiquette and communication skills.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that understands the importance of respecting each other’s space. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some eye-dilated players looking for a new office to hang out in!

    So come on, join our server and leave the drama at the door (or office, in this case). We can’t wait to see you in-game!

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  • Sneezy Surgeon’s Minecraft Mayhem

    Sneezy Surgeon’s Minecraft Mayhem
    so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is so lit dat even da creepers be shakin in der boots. we got dragons flyin around like dey own da place and zombies doin da cha cha slide.

    if u join dis server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, cuz dere’s a rumor dat a ghost haunts da server and he’s always tryna steal yo loot.

    oh, and did i mention dat da pigs can talk on dis server? yea, dey got some juicy gossip about da villagers and dey ain’t afraid to spill da tea.

    so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and u never know what crazy adventure awaits. just watch out for dat sneezing surgeon, u never know what might happen.

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  • ValveCraft: Aortic Adventures

    ValveCraft: Aortic Adventures
    so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s lit AF. we got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha cha slide, and villagers selling u enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

    but wait, there’s more. we also have a secret underground city where u can trade with alien pigmen and ride on giant chickens. and if u dig deep enough, u might even find the legendary diamond armor of the ancient warrior, Steve.

    oh, and did i mention that our owner is a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build the most epic minecraft world ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • MarrowMomma’sAssistanceNeeded

    MarrowMomma’sAssistanceNeeded
    Hey there gamers,

    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing some Minecraft, when BAM! You get a message from some doctors saying you’re a perfect match for a bone transplant. Like, what are the odds, right? But wait, it gets crazier. The whole process is super rushed, like they’re in a hurry to save someone’s life or something.

    But here’s the kicker – you’re in so much pain from the meds they’re making you take, it’s like a real-life survival challenge. And get this, your family is no help at all. They’re all like, “I would never do that,” or “just donate blood instead,” or my personal favorite, “you have to suck it up and not complain.” Like, excuse me, I’m in agony here!

    But fear not, fellow gamers, because on our server, we’ve got your back. We’ll support you through all your bone marrow adventures and make sure you never feel alone. Plus, we’ve got some epic events that will distract you from the pain – no terrorist attacks here, just good old-fashioned fun.

    So join us on the most bone-chilling Minecraft server out there, where the only thing you’ll be complaining about is how much fun you’re having. See you in the game, bone donors!

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  • NettyCraft Minecraft Server

    NettyCraft Minecraft Server
    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu gettin his prostate removed live in game! watch as he battles creepers and zombies while doctors tryna operate on him! u wont see dis kinda action anywhere else, so join now for a wild ride of surgeries and block building madness! #prostatepros

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  • PixelVisionLASIK

    PixelVisionLASIK
    Are you tired of squinting at your screen while playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer free virtual lasik eye surgery for all players! Say goodbye to blurry vision and hello to crystal-clear blocky landscapes.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village populated entirely by talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Join us and witness the bacon revolution firsthand!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. So come on over and experience the wacky wonders of our Minecraft world – you won’t regret it!

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  • BlockyCircumcisionConsent

    BlockyCircumcisionConsent
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding pigs (don’t ask how, just go with it).

    On our server, we believe in freedom of choice, just like how you should have the right to choose whether or not to get circumcised as an adult. We don’t believe in forcing anyone to do anything they’re not comfortable with, whether it’s chopping down trees or, you know, other things.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and guarded by a giant chicken. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of friendly llamas who love to party? Trust us, you won’t find a more unique and entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the importance of consent along the way.

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  • TurkeyHeelBloodCityJudge

    TurkeyHeelBloodCityJudge
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we collect heel blood from newborn babies for fun! The city judge said it was unnecessary, but who cares about rules when you can join us in this wild adventure! Build your own baby heel blood collection center and show off your twisted creativity to the world! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy community where anything goes! Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • CraftyPainLand

    CraftyPainLand
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only pain you feel is when you accidentally fall into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to give you the most physical pain you’ve ever experienced!

    Join us for a wild ride where every block you break is actually a disguised cactus waiting to prick you, every mob you encounter is a ninja creeper ready to explode in your face, and every step you take is on a bed of lego blocks!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special PvP arena where instead of fighting with swords and bows, you have to engage in a heated dance battle with the Ender Dragon! And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Pain” where the stakes are high and the pain is even higher!

    So if you’re ready to test your pain tolerance and have a laugh while doing it, join us on our server and prepare to experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

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  • LimbsAwayCraft

    LimbsAwayCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep all of your limbs intact! Unlike those other servers where your body parts mysteriously disappear, we guarantee that you will leave our server will all limbs attached.

    Join us for a wild ride as we explore the mysteries of what doctors do with your amputated body parts after surgery. Rumor has it that they use them to create a secret army of zombie limbs to take over the world! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back (and all your other body parts too).

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of keeping all your limbs while embarking on epic adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret lab where doctors are experimenting on limbs to create the ultimate weapon – the Limb-o-nator! Join us now and let the madness begin!

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