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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 5103 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5450 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about incompetent doctors again! Our server is filled with magical healing potions that can cure any ailment, even if it was caused by a doctor who skipped medical school to become a professional Minecrafter.
We have a thriving community of players who have all overcome their own crazy obstacles in life, from being turned into a zombie by a witch to accidentally turning their pet pig into a creeper. You’ll fit right in with our motley crew of misfits and adventurers.
So come join us and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a functioning body when you can build an epic castle and ride a dragon into battle? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all our members. Just don’t ask where we got them from… it’s a long story involving a rogue Enderman and a pack of rabid wolves.
