medical issue Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HypocraftPrincipalBitch

allergic reaction, allergic reaction awareness, ambulance, dramatic, emergency room, EpiPen, hives, HypocraftPrincipalBitch, hypocritical, Kindness, LAUGHING, medical issue, Panic, Principal, Safety, School, swollen tongue, Teacher, Trouble, Upset, vice principal

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Holy Grails Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous situations can happen! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where even allergic reactions can occur.

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly breaking out in hives, only to have your virtual vice principal rush to your aid with an EpiPen. But watch out for the sneaky principal who might just be laughing in the background, plotting against you!

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Penecraft: The Unshared Secret

Asshole, cruel messages, DATING, dating apps, dating pool, Disclosure, discrimination, harsh feedback, Honesty, INTIMATE, judgement, lose-lose situation, medical issue, Penecraft, Penectomy, personal boundaries, prime age, relationships, secret, self worth, sensitive subject, stigma, unshared

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1933	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Void Gems Collected:	35
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Crops Grown:	6888	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Star Shards Collected:	140	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of dating apps rejecting you for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where nobody cares about your medical history or lack of body parts! We welcome all players, no matter how many limbs you have!

Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about being called an asshole for not disclosing your partial penectomy. Plus, we have a strict no hand-wandering policy, so you can rest assured that your medical history will remain private until you’re ready to share.

So come join us and escape the harsh feedback and stern comments of the dating world. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted, no matter what’s missing. Who needs a full set of body parts when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof shelter? Join us now and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

PeePocalypseCraft

Bissell pet stain remover, car smell, change clothes, dog pee, easily angered, EMBARRASSING, fabric sofa, family room, febreze, guest bathroom, heartbroken, high functioning autistic, Home Depot, medical issue, nephew, nice furniture, peed on sofa, PeePocalypseCraft, professional cleaning, psychological issue, shop vacuum, talking to SIL, urine smell, WIBTA

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4277
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crops Grown:	9515
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4380	Buildings Constructed:	42

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’ve peed on a fancy sofa? Look no further! Our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can smell the urine wafting through your screen. Join now for the ultimate sensory experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so realistic that you’ll have to crack windows and drown in Febreze just to mask the smells your fellow players leave behind. It’s like living in a virtual urine-soaked sofa paradise!

And if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got it! Just like the dilemma of whether or not to tell your SIL that her son peed on your precious sofa, our server will have you questioning your morals and relationships at every turn.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there – where the only thing stinkier than the gameplay is the virtual upholstery!

Lost in TranslationCraft

aerospace engineering, aita, Communication, Cultural differences, English, extended family, family, family dynamics, Fluency, immigration, Language, Lost, medical issue, Medications, native language, pronunciation, snarky comments, speaking, TranslationCraft, uncle, Vietnamese

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of family members judging your language skills? Join our Minecraft server where the only language you need to know is Creeper-ese! No more snarky comments about your pronunciation or vocabulary, just pure, explosive fun!

Our server is so wild, even the Creepers are fluent in English and will happily explain the medications you need for your in-game ailments. Say goodbye to awkward family interactions and hello to a world where your native language is whatever you want it to be!

So come on over and join us for a language-free adventure that will blow your mind (and maybe your house)! Who needs Vietnamese when you have virtual blocky worlds to explore? Let’s show your uncle that being a master of Minecraft is way cooler than being a master of languages.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, BROKEN, cant post, error message, forum, forum bug, help needed, Minecraft, posting issue, Server, technical issue, Troubleshooting, website problem

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

2021, 40k EOY, comedy, Down-tober, end of year, Entertainment, forecast, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, October, prediction, satire, smp, social media, trending, uptober, viral

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Runes Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magic Items Found:	2613

Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

ManCaveCraft

adulting, childish behavior, Development, emotional intelligence, growing up, immaturity, man child, ManCaveCraft, Maturity, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-realization

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ores Mined:	4740
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server

2022, chancellor, Communication, dialogue, Diplomacy, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, first contact, foreign affairs, germany, international relations, Minecraft, official conversation, phone call, political leaders, president, putin, PutinCalls2022, russia, Scholz, Server, summit, world leaders

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Alien Abductions:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Emeralds Found:	9926	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!

MissileMayhemCraft

Attack, ballistic missile, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, IMMINENT, intelligence, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, national security, Preparation, Tension, threat, Warning, wh, White House

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, LITERALLY! WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS LIKE MISSILES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA DODGE BALLISTIC MISSILES WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM MINECRAFT CASTLE! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS HERE IN SECRET, SO YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE CREATOR OF MINECRAFT WHILE DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS NOW!

Crafty Queer Haven

advocacy, Ban, Conversion Therapy, Crafty, depression, Gender Identity, harmful effects, harmful ideologies, harmful practices, Haven, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, mental health, mental health consequences, Mental Health Treatment, policies, ptsd, queer, research, sexual orientation, suicidality, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3314
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server

Anime, comedy, Crafty, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, humor, Humour, internet culture, jokes, laughs, Laughter, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, VT, vt humor, vt memes, Vtuber, vtuber humor, vtuber jokes, vtuber memes

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!

If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP

2008, 4chan, 4chan birthday, 4chan history, ANONYMOUS, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday wishes, digital community, forum, Happy, Happy Birthday, imageboard, internet culture, internet history, internet memes, internet subculture, long-standing website, Meme culture, Minecraft, online birthday party, Online Community, online forum, smp

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Magic Items Found:	4866	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Star Shards Collected:	210	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Hey there gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!

GFundMeCraft

bills, Boundaries, Cheap, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, financial agreements, financial problems, financial responsibility, GFundMeCraft, Girlfriend, Gratitude, household expenses, joint account, Liar, living together, Money Matters, relationship issues, Rent, splitting bills, standing up for myself

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Buildings Constructed:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair and equal payment for rent and bills! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and financial disputes just like the one described above.

Looking for a server where you can argue over 0.85 cents and screenshot breakdowns of expenses to use as leverage in future arguments? Look no further, this is the place for you!

Join now and experience the thrill of defending yourself against accusations of being cheap and a liar, all while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Who knew splitting bills could be so exhilarating?

So come on, join our server and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of rent payments and relationship drama!

BlocktopiaSurvival

BlocktopiaSurvival, determination, family, Friends, goals, Gratitude, hobbies, love, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, Passion, perseverance, physical health, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, self-care, strength, support system

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some adrenaline into your pixelated veins! Join us if you want to stay alive and kicking in the virtual world – because let’s face it, respawning can get old real quick.

Our server is like a magical potion that keeps you going, like a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of rare loot, more twists and turns than a maze of redstone contraptions. You’ll never know what’s coming next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be more exhilarating than a creeper explosion in your face.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of staying alive in Minecraft like never before. Who needs sleep when you can be on the edge of your minecart seat, dodging danger and laughing in the face of death? Come join us and see what it truly means to survive and thrive in the world of blocks and mobs.