medical issue Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Penecraft: The Unshared Secret

Asshole, cruel messages, DATING, dating apps, dating pool, Disclosure, discrimination, harsh feedback, Honesty, INTIMATE, judgement, lose-lose situation, medical issue, Penecraft, Penectomy, personal boundaries, prime age, relationships, secret, self worth, sensitive subject, stigma, unshared

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magic Items Found:	1826	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of dating apps rejecting you for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where nobody cares about your medical history or lack of body parts! We welcome all players, no matter how many limbs you have!

Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about being called an asshole for not disclosing your partial penectomy. Plus, we have a strict no hand-wandering policy, so you can rest assured that your medical history will remain private until you’re ready to share.

So come join us and escape the harsh feedback and stern comments of the dating world. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted, no matter what’s missing. Who needs a full set of body parts when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof shelter? Join us now and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

PeePocalypseCraft

Bissell pet stain remover, car smell, change clothes, dog pee, easily angered, EMBARRASSING, fabric sofa, family room, febreze, guest bathroom, heartbroken, high functioning autistic, Home Depot, medical issue, nephew, nice furniture, peed on sofa, PeePocalypseCraft, professional cleaning, psychological issue, shop vacuum, talking to SIL, urine smell, WIBTA

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4069
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7552	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’ve peed on a fancy sofa? Look no further! Our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can smell the urine wafting through your screen. Join now for the ultimate sensory experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so realistic that you’ll have to crack windows and drown in Febreze just to mask the smells your fellow players leave behind. It’s like living in a virtual urine-soaked sofa paradise!

And if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got it! Just like the dilemma of whether or not to tell your SIL that her son peed on your precious sofa, our server will have you questioning your morals and relationships at every turn.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there – where the only thing stinkier than the gameplay is the virtual upholstery!

Lost in TranslationCraft

aerospace engineering, aita, Communication, Cultural differences, English, extended family, family, family dynamics, Fluency, immigration, Language, Lost, medical issue, Medications, native language, pronunciation, snarky comments, speaking, TranslationCraft, uncle, Vietnamese

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	66	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Emeralds Found:	8633
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchantments Applied:	57

Are you tired of family members judging your language skills? Join our Minecraft server where the only language you need to know is Creeper-ese! No more snarky comments about your pronunciation or vocabulary, just pure, explosive fun!

Our server is so wild, even the Creepers are fluent in English and will happily explain the medications you need for your in-game ailments. Say goodbye to awkward family interactions and hello to a world where your native language is whatever you want it to be!

So come on over and join us for a language-free adventure that will blow your mind (and maybe your house)! Who needs Vietnamese when you have virtual blocky worlds to explore? Let’s show your uncle that being a master of Minecraft is way cooler than being a master of languages.

HolyCraftGoneRogue

aita, church attendance, church boundaries, church commitment, church communication, church community, church conflict, church culture, church departure, church etiquette, church expectations, church involvement, church leadership, church loyalty, church membership, church relationships, church transition, HolyCraftGoneRogue, leaving church, Pastor, worship leader

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server, where even the pastor gets offended if you don’t say goodbye properly! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive messages and nosy members keeping tabs on your every move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret worship leaders who may or may not be hired without your knowledge. Who needs transparency when you can have mystery and intrigue instead?

So if you’re looking for a server where leaving without a proper farewell will result in a religiously worded text message, then come join us! Just make sure to keep an eye out for those nosy members, they’re always watching.

FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility

ChipMex, Development, Economy, Executives, Expansion, facility, Foxconn, Foxcraft, growth, innovation, International, Investment, job creation, Manufacturing, mexico, nvidia, Partnership, production, semiconductor, superchip, supply chain, Technology

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358
Villages Defended:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4288
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Help Me Minecraft Server

Asking for help, can’t handle it alone, can’t manage on my own, feeling alone, feeling helpless, feeling lost, feeling overwhelmed, Minecraft, need a helping hand, need assistance, needing a hand, needing support, overwhelmed, reaching out, reaching out for help, requiring aid, seeking assistance, seeking guidance, Server, Struggling, support needed

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

Anon, bonus points, Bottom, damaged, Downloads, Favorite, gf, gfwifetrib, letter, Marriage, Minecraft, name.., Nice, pic, Relevant, Save, SAVED, Share, smp, Thread, Threads, trib, Wife

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Buildings Constructed:	40
Animals Bred:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

anger, annoyance, buttons pushed, emotions, Enrage, Frustration, hot-button issues, Incense, infuriate, INSTANT, irk, Irritation, Pet Peeves, provoke, quickest, RAGE, Ragecraft, temper, tick off, trigger, triggers, Upset, vex

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8337
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5210	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

activism, B.C, Canada, condemn, Condemnation, controversy, Creepercraft, cry, death to Canada, discrimination, extremism, freedom of speech, Government, Hate Speech, Leaders, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, public outcry, Rally, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1259	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, escalation, flames, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic bases, Tension, Territory, Ukraine, Urals, War

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

awkward, awkwardly charming, Characters, comedic, dorky, eccentric, endearing, funny, geeky, goofy, Humorous, lovable, lovably dorky, Minecraft, nerdy, oddball, offbeat, quirky, Server, silly, socially awkward, socially inept, squad

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

Canada, citizenship, Country, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, expat, Foreign, Global, happen, Identity, immigration, International, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, North America, Relocation, smp, society, Traditions, travel

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Star Shards Collected:	165
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	371

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

Argument, babysitter, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dog, DoggyDaycare, Expectations, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, night out, not paying, parenting, payment, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!