Medical Issue MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HypocraftPrincipalBitch

LAUGHING, medical issue, Safety, EpiPen, Kindness

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous situations can happen! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where even allergic reactions can occur.

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly breaking out in hives, only to have your virtual vice principal rush to your aid with an EpiPen. But watch out for the sneaky principal who might just be laughing in the background, plotting against you!

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

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Penecraft: The Unshared Secret

personal boundaries, dating apps, lose-lose situation, DATING, Disclosure

Are you tired of dating apps rejecting you for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where nobody cares about your medical history or lack of body parts! We welcome all players, no matter how many limbs you have!

Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about being called an asshole for not disclosing your partial penectomy. Plus, we have a strict no hand-wandering policy, so you can rest assured that your medical history will remain private until you’re ready to share.

So come join us and escape the harsh feedback and stern comments of the dating world. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted, no matter what’s missing. Who needs a full set of body parts when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof shelter? Join us now and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

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PeePocalypseCraft

Bissell pet stain remover, easily angered, peed on sofa, dog pee, high functioning autistic

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’ve peed on a fancy sofa? Look no further! Our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can smell the urine wafting through your screen. Join now for the ultimate sensory experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so realistic that you’ll have to crack windows and drown in Febreze just to mask the smells your fellow players leave behind. It’s like living in a virtual urine-soaked sofa paradise!

And if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got it! Just like the dilemma of whether or not to tell your SIL that her son peed on your precious sofa, our server will have you questioning your morals and relationships at every turn.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there – where the only thing stinkier than the gameplay is the virtual upholstery!

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Lost in TranslationCraft

Vietnamese, medical issue, native language, TranslationCraft, Lost

Are you tired of family members judging your language skills? Join our Minecraft server where the only language you need to know is Creeper-ese! No more snarky comments about your pronunciation or vocabulary, just pure, explosive fun!

Our server is so wild, even the Creepers are fluent in English and will happily explain the medications you need for your in-game ailments. Say goodbye to awkward family interactions and hello to a world where your native language is whatever you want it to be!

So come on over and join us for a language-free adventure that will blow your mind (and maybe your house)! Who needs Vietnamese when you have virtual blocky worlds to explore? Let’s show your uncle that being a master of Minecraft is way cooler than being a master of languages.

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Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

Gaming Community, toned down gore, toned down animations, Oopsie, animations

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the original version without any fancy updates or changes! But wait, there’s more! Join us for the remastered RePop version, where the jiggle physics are out of this world and the gore is toned down to a hilarious level.

But beware, if you’re a Chud™ who thinks not being able to play the remastered version without any changes is a travesty, then this server is not for you. Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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Pixel Pals Minecraft SMP

Underrated, unpraised, unconsidered, uncelebrated, unapplauded

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their predictable rules and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary!

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a llama army to take over the server? Be our guest!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power.

So what are you waiting for? Join our underrated Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

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HygieneCraft: No Stink Allowed

Girlfriend, friendship, advice, DIRTY, hinting

Are you tired of dealing with stinky friends who can’t even be bothered to shower in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-stink policy! Join us and leave your smelly friend behind as you embark on epic adventures and build incredible creations.

Our server is the perfect place for players who want to escape the stench of real life and immerse themselves in a world where personal hygiene is not optional – it’s mandatory! Say goodbye to the funk and hello to a community of fresh-smelling gamers who are ready to conquer the virtual world together.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the stinkers behind. Trust us, your nose will thank you!

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Cookie Blocker Hideout

NSFW, web privacy, Blocker, browser settings, web cookies

so, like, this server is like the incognito window of minecraft servers. you can do all the crazy stuff you want without anyone knowing, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat or creating a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

plus, like, the cookies here are so good, they’re like magic or something. they make you run faster, jump higher, and even give you the ability to fly.

join this server if you want to be the ultimate minecraft ninja, sneaking around and causing chaos without anyone knowing it was you. it’s like a secret club for the coolest players in the game. come on, you know you want to be a part of the madness.

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Chronicle MC

Economy, Creative, Skyblock, LifeSteal, PvE

Dive into Chronicle MC, the freshest Minecraft server on the internet, where exciting new ways of playing await you! Whether you’re a Survival expert, a Creative builder, or a Skyblock enthusiast, we’ve got something for everyone. Experience modern twists on classic gameplay, meet a friendly community, and create memories that will last forever.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join Chronicle MC today!

136.243.171.48

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WestLeaf: Where the economy is as unpredictable as mining for diamonds in the dark!

MINERALS, 25 slots, Lumberjacks, Resource Gathering, diamonds

WestLeaf Economy Server Overview

Features
Custom Tools
Custom Textures
New Ores
Custom Terrain Generation
Skill Levels
Quarries
Claims
Vein Miner
Vote Rewards

Server Information

IP: play.westleaf.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/Ze9THErzuj

Community Size

We are limited to just 25 slots, and this will not change, as we want to focus purely on our community.

Join Us

If this sounds like something you’d enjoy, we’d love to have you be a part of our community. Join us at the IP or Discord links above.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How many slots are available on the server?	We are limited to just 25 slots to focus on our community.
Do you have plans to reset the world?	We do not have plans to reset the world at all.
What unique features does the server offer?	We offer custom tools, textures, new ores, custom terrain generation, skill levels, quarries, claims, vein miner, and vote rewards.
Is the server EULA friendly?	Yes, we are EULA friendly and have no pay to win features.