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  • Painful Meds VS Placebo – Winner 2024

    Painful Meds VS Placebo – Winner 2024
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 3165
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7450 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Star Shards Collected: 169
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8

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    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it won a nobel prize? well, this server is the one for u! we got potions that give u super powers but also make u fart rainbow sparkles. it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know?

    our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.

    also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.

    so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.

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  • Long Drive LOL Minecraft

    Long Drive LOL Minecraft
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 3616
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing falling out of trucks is pure fun and excitement! Join us for a wild ride down the long dusty road of adventure, where bricks are just a funny memory and hammerhead sharks are our new best friends. Who needs a boring old truck when you can ride a llama through our pixelated paradise? Come join us and see what crazy shenanigans await you on our server – just watch out for flying bricks!

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  • DenyCraft: Where your brain struggles to process the LOLs of Minecraft madness! 🤪

    DenyCraft: Where your brain struggles to process the LOLs of Minecraft madness! 🤪
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 3579
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Villages Defended: 7

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    Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and ridiculousness at every turn? Then come join our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or building a house made entirely of TNT just because you can. Our server is a wild and wacky place where anything goes, from flying cows to diamond-encrusted llamas.

    But beware, our server has been known to cause temporary insanity in some players. One minute you’re peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’re in a heated debate with a talking creeper about the meaning of life.

    So if you’re ready to throw logic out the window and embrace the madness, join our server today. Just be prepared for your brain to explode from all the absurdity!

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  • Welcome to LumaMC, where your survival skills will be tested with a side of towny, jobs, mcMMO, and a dash of quick shopping fun!

    Welcome to LumaMC, where your survival skills will be tested with a side of towny, jobs, mcMMO, and a dash of quick shopping fun!
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 2562
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 415 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

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    Welcome to LumaMC Server

    Server Features:

    Feature Description
    Towny Establish and grow your own town, forming alliances and building a community!
    mcMMO Level up your skills and become a true master of your craft.
    Custom Items Enjoy our custom coded items that have special abilities and unique skills!
    Player-Based Economy Engage in resource gathering, production, and trade to influence supply and demand dynamics!
    Hoarder Plugin Sell bulk items to the Hoarder for extra cash. The top 4 players will be rewarded at the end of each Hoarder event.
    Ranks System Climb the ranks to earn different titles and abilities.
    Artmap Plugin Express your creativity with map designs and make your mark on the server!
    Dynamic Seasons World Watch as the world transforms based on the season!
    Fishing Competitions & Custom fishing Test your fishing skills and compete for glorious rewards!
    Jobs Work a job to earn cash and make your way up the ranks or become the richest player around!

    Connect to LumaMC:

    Server IP: play.lumamc.net

    Discord: https://lumamc.net/chat

    Website: https://lumamc.net/

    Map: https://map.lumamc.net/

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    What is Towny? Towny is a plugin that allows players to create and manage towns, form alliances, and protect their land through a claiming system.
    How does the Hoarder Plugin work? The Hoarder Plugin allows players to sell bulk items for extra cash. The top 4 players will be rewarded at the end of each Hoarder event.
    What are Custom Items? Custom Items are items in the game with special abilities and unique skills that are not found in the vanilla Minecraft game.
    How can I join a fishing competition? You can participate in fishing competitions by joining the event and competing against other players to catch the biggest fish and win rewards.
    How do Jobs work on LumaMC? Players can choose a job to work in, earn cash, and advance in ranks to become the richest player on the server.

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  • BoomerCraft: Convincing Desperation

    BoomerCraft: Convincing Desperation
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 7406
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Towns Built: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1

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    Join our Minecraft server and watch as Boomers desperately try to convince you that turning left is better than turning right! Who knew navigating virtual worlds could cause such heated debates? But don’t worry, we have plenty of snacks and virtual popcorn to enjoy while you watch the chaos unfold. Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual prune juice. So why wait? Join now and witness the epic battle of left vs. right!

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  • AngloCraft: Where Creepers Say ‘Cheerio’!

    AngloCraft: Where Creepers Say ‘Cheerio’!
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 8080
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 12 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 19

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where Anglos roam free, ruling the land with their majestic presence. Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out with these mythical creatures in epic PvP battles. But be warned, the Anglos are not to be underestimated – they have been known to wield diamond swords and ride on enchanted pigs into battle. So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Anglo warrior!

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  • Numinex server Minecraft

    Numinex server Minecraft
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 9803
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

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  • Minecraftia: The Server Where We Play Dress-Up and Fight with Virtual Blocks

    Minecraftia: The Server Where We Play Dress-Up and Fight with Virtual Blocks
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 1310
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Falling into the Void: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Magic Items Found: 6730 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5235 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

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    Minecraft Server: MC Earth

    Info
    MC Earth is a survival server played on a 1:2000 scale of the world. There are no building premade on the earth and everything is player made. Similar to factions, players can create or join countries, and enact into diplomacy or war with other countries. Made up of a Xbox majority player count, MC Earth was created in mid-August last year. The world resets every five months and just recently reset on Sunday this week. Anyone of any background, console, or play style is welcome.
    Gameplay
    The world has no external plugins but has two gamerules tweaked. Player sleeping percentage is set at 1% meaning only one person out of a hundred needs to sleep to make it day. Secondly, insomnia is disabled meaning phantoms do not spawn. Beyond those changes, the game is completely in player hands with countries being able to form out of anywhere. Players can also expect for ores to depend on real-life ore deposit locations instead of a regular balance. Expect ore-rich areas such as diamonds to be a contentious spot of claim.
    Joining
    This a server, not a realm. But all that is required for you to gain whitelist for the server is to put your username in #username in the discord. discord.gg/HBRQkAU9 is the official discord of the server where you can send claims, talk to other leaders, or make trades.

    Server Details:

    Bedrock: IP – 37.10.122.39, Port – 26062

    Java: 37.10.122.39:26062

    FAQ:

    1. How often does the world reset?

    The world resets every five months.

    2. Can players create or join countries on the server?

    Yes, players can create or join countries and engage in diplomacy or war with other countries.

    3. Is there a whitelist requirement to join the server?

    Yes, players need to put their username in #username in the official server discord to gain whitelist access.

    4. Are there any external plugins on the server?

    No, the server has no external plugins but has two gamerules tweaked.

    5. How can players communicate with other players and leaders?

    Players can communicate with others and leaders through the official discord server at discord.gg/HBRQkAU9

    6. Are there any restrictions on the types of players who can join the server?

    Players of any background, console, or play style are welcome to join the server.

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 3715
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Players Killed by Monsters: 2880
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as Jew-free as a ham sandwich on Yom Kippur? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t find a single Jewish block in sight! Our founding settlers didn’t just move up north to start Canada for no reason – they knew America was gonna be overrun by Jews and they wanted a safe haven for their pixelated adventures. So come join us and build your dream world without any pesky Jewish bankers ruining your fun! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they might be secretly controlled by the Illuminati…oops, did we say too much? Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s kosher-certified and Jew-free!

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  • Blocky Booty Bumps: Henya’s Anal Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Booty Bumps: Henya’s Anal Adventure Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 8732
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as having anal sex with Henya! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that on our server, you can find a magical diamond sword that was forged by a unicorn’s fart. Yes, you heard that right. This sword is so powerful that it can turn your enemies into chickens with just one swing! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server, there lies a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And the only way to unlock it is by doing the Chicken Dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on our server.

    So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to experience what it’s like to have anal sex with Henya (Disclaimer: Henya is a fictional character and any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental).

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  • The Misplaced Woods: Where Trees Play Hide and Seek {1.20.1} – Noisy Bark Chat

    The Misplaced Woods: Where Trees Play Hide and Seek {1.20.1} – Noisy Bark Chat
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 5849
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

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    Minecraft Server Overview
    A fresh, semi-vanilla voice chat Minecraft server that expands upon and enhances the basic features of Minecraft!

    FAQ

    What kind of features are you enhancing upon?

    • We implement the use of simple voice chat, a mod that enhances the player’s experience with each other as they play. We’re unique as there are not many expansive community SMP servers that use simple voice chat.
    • We enhance on survival features, for example; the mcMMO plugin, which expands on items with something like acrobatics, where the higher your acrobatics level is, the least fall damage you take, and you may explore more than that!
    • Speaking of that, mcMMO also expands upon items such as abilities, where you are capable of using these abilities with certain levels such as the Drill ability when you reach a high enough mining level.
    • We also have an easier use of travelling, with the use of waystones! Where you are given a set amount of waystones, both private and public to be able to easily transport between bases and locations.
    • RTP is also available, for those of you who are only just discovering the early game in order to find an area where people haven’t been and easily build up a base.

    What type of unique features does your server bring to the table?

    • We possess the ability to use custom bosses, meaning there will be events where you are capable of fighting epic bosses with your friends and earn rewards!
    • Crates! While this may deter people, we guarantee that there is no pay-to-win involved with this server, as all Crates give the same level of gear no matter what and everyone can get keys for said crates through voting sites.
    • Custom items, all unique and cool, they can also possess unique attributes, that make the experience that much more fun and unique.
    • In the near future, we are also planning to add custom quests, custom NPCs in order to make the server feel that much more alive.
    • A cohesive story. Many servers may possess our ideas and even implement them, but where many fail; the Lost Forest possesses a cohesive storyline and lore that almost any player can take part of.

    Why should we join as a member of the community?

    • The Lost Forest possesses an array of active staff that will be happy to help and guide you, just open a ticket and you will be guaranteed a response, no matter how small it may be.
    • In order to have a cohesive story, we need a cohesive community. Players who already play are cohesive, kind and welcoming, and if that isn’t the case..
    • We possess an active ruleset that is enforced strictly and as quickly as possible, if a player breaks a rule then they will be deal with as soon as a member of staff capable of doing so is online, which is nearly always!
    • We will do our best to make you feel welcomed, and ensure you have the most optimal experience on our server!
    • You can find us here at the TLF Discord and on the Server itself!
    • We expect you to respect others and look at the RULES!
    IP thelostforest
    Discord https://discord.gg/NAm5YsK3Kz
    Youtube The Lost Forest SMP – YouTube

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