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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 3165 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 7450 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 169 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.