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EpicHMPV Minecraft Server

capacity, China, containment measures, emergency, EpicHMPV, Epidemic, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare system, HMPV, Hospitals, Infectious Disease, medical facilities, Minecraft, outbreak, overwhelmed, pandemic, Patients, public health, respiratory illness, Server, Surge, Virus

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Void Armor Forged:	27
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Farms Harvested:	344	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more patients than a hospital in china with HMPV!!! we got so many people playing that it’s like a whole epidemic up in here!! but don’t worry, our doctors are top notch and will make sure you have a great time surviving and thriving in our crazy world. join now before it’s too late and get in on the action!! who needs a hospital when you can have a minecraft server full of adventure and excitement?! let’s goooooo!!!

GazaHospitalRaidz

Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, End.., gaza, GazaHospitalRaidz, hospital attacks, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, medical facilities, MIDDLE EAST, Peace, resolution, security council, strike, united nations, violence, Violence prevention, War Crimes, WHO chief

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	447
Villages Defended:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Players Killed by Monsters:	8695
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. LIKE, THE OTHER DAY, A PLAYER FOUND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH SQUID THAT KNOW HOW TO TANGO.

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS. IT’S LIT, FAM. PLUS, THE CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS AND THE VILLAGERS ARE ALL SECRETLY ALIENS FROM MARS.

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A BLAST AND EXPLORE A WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, JOIN THIS SERVER NOW. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lebanon is to be flattened Minecraft server

AMERICANS, Boomers, churches, flattened, gaza, Genocide, Greater Israel, Islamic population, lebanon, Lebensraum, medical facilities, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Netanyahu, oil and gas fields, rocket launcher, Server, shipping strait, UN, Video, West, Western demographics

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	3332	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a TNT explosion? Look no further! Our server is like Israel on steroids, we’re all about expanding our territory and taking out the competition. Our leader, “Netanyabro,” will lay out all the plans for world domination in the chat, just like at the UN.

Forget about building cute little houses and farms, on our server, every garage is equipped with a rocket launcher ready to flatten our enemies. We’re not afraid to bomb medical facilities and churches, just like Israel in Lebanon. It’s all about survival of the fittest on our server, and we’re not afraid to do whatever it takes to come out on top.

Join us now before it’s too late! The fight for Greater Minecraft has begun, and you don’t want to be left behind. Plus, our server has the best oil and gas fields and shipping straits around, so you know you’ll be living large in our virtual world. Don’t be a boomer, join us and help us achieve total domination!

HealthCareHavocMC

aid, Attacks, bombings, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, health care facilities, Healthcare, HealthCareHavocMC, humanitarian, International, Invasion, medical facilities, Records, Ukraine, united nations, violence, War, Who, World Health Organization

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	2419
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most EPIC minecraft server in the universe! we have over 1,900 crazy attacks on health care facilities in ukraine since the invasion! but don’t worry, our doctors are all zombies so they don’t need health care anyway! join us for the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity of it all! who needs boring old regular minecraft when u can have this wild ride? join now and experience the craziest server you’ve ever seen!

CraftyMedics

CraftyMedics, crisis response, disaster preparedness, disaster response, emergency management, emergency medicine, emergency planning, emergency preparedness, emergency response, emergency services, Healthcare, healthcare infrastructure, hospital readiness, Israel, Israeli healthcare, Israeli hospitals, mass casualty events, mass casualty incidents, medical facilities, preparedness, trauma centers

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dragons Tamed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Emeralds Found:	7553
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we are like israeli hospitals ready for any crazy event that comes our way!! we got potions and enchanted armor for days, ready to heal and protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. our staff is like top-notch surgeons ready to save the day and make sure you have the best time ever in our world. so come on and join us for some epic adventures and non-stop fun, you won’t regret it!!

MediCraft Server: 1,800+ Facilities Destroyed

CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., damaged, Destroyed, Destruction, devastation, emergency response, Facilities, full-scale invasion, health ministry, Healthcare, healthcare facilities, healthcare system, Humanitarian Aid, infrastructure damage, medical facilities, medical services, MediCraft, Reports, Server, violence, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

so, liek, imagine if ur minecraft world was under attack by, liek, evil mobs and u had to, liek, fight to survive and protect ur land. well, that’s, liek, the vibe of our server, but on a whole other level.

we got over 1,800 medical facilities that have been, liek, totally wrecked by the invasion of, liek, crazy mobs. but don’t worry, u can help rebuild and save lives by joining our server and taking on epic quests to restore peace and order.

u can team up with other players, build ur own fortresses, and even battle giant bosses that will test ur skills to the max. plus, there’s, liek, secret treasures hidden all over the map that u can discover and claim as ur own.

so, if u’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure in a world where chaos reigns supreme, then come join us and show those evil mobs who’s boss. trust us, u won’t regret it.

UkraineWarzone Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, conflict zone, destroyed hospitals, Destruction, devastation, eastern europe, emergency response, full-scale war, healthcare crisis, humanitarian crisis, international conflict, medical facilities, military aggression, Minecraft, Russian Invasion, russians, Server, Ukraine, UkraineWarZone, violence, War, War Crimes

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Mines Excavated:	1233
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

haha join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own hospital to save the day from those crazy russians who keep blowing them up in ukraine. u can be the hero and heal all the injured players with ur magical potions and golden apples.

but watch out for the sneaky russian spies who try to sabotage ur hospital with TNT and creepers. u gotta be quick and build those walls strong to protect ur patients from the chaos.

join now and show those russians who’s boss in this epic battle for hospital supremacy. plus, u can ride pigs and shoot arrows at zombies for fun. what are u waiting for? come save the day in this wacky minecraft world!

SolarCraftMC – Powering Hospitals in Ukraine

#sustainability, alternative energy, clean energy, electricity, electricity generation, energy consumption, energy efficiency, environmental impact, green energy, Healthcare, Hospitals, Infrastructure, medical facilities, power, Powering, public health, renewable energy, solar panels, solar power, SolarCraftMC, Technology, Ukraine

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Votes:	4123
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

LOL join this epic minecraft server and help us build a hospital powered by 6,000 solar panels in Ukraine! we need gamers with mad building skills to construct the biggest, baddest hospital in all of minecraft land. who needs redstone when you have solar power, amirite? plus, you’ll get to wear a doctor skin and heal all the pixelated villagers with your magical potions. come join the fun and save lives in the most lit way possible!

FluShotCraft: Hospital Edition

Edition, exemption, flu season, flu shots, FluShotCraft, general public, Healthcare, healthcare guidelines, healthcare regulations, healthcare workers, herd immunity, Hospital, infectious diseases, influenza, mandatory vaccination, medical facilities, patient safety, prevent spread, public health, staff vaccination, U.S. hospitals, vaccination policy, veteran hospitals

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10

yo, dis server be like a hospital but instead of flu shots, we give u doses of FUN! 96% of veterans hospitals and 74% of regular hospitals be requiring u to join dis server and get vaccinated with laughter and good times. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community dat be more lit than a flu shot! so come on and join us, cuz we be injecting u with happiness and joy 24/7!

Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

Departure, digital presence, discussion, internet culture, Irrelevance, irrelevancy, irrelevancy in media, Irrelevant, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, online entertainment, online personalities, online presence, Queen, smp, social media, Streaming Community, testament, twitch streamer, vshojo, YAB

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Potions Brewed:	185
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

aita, Best Friend, coffee breaks, compliments, confusion, CONGRATS, coworker, hanging out, lunch, mental health, obesity, OFFENDED, polite comment, self esteem, snarky comment, SnarkyCraft, strategy, weight gain, weight loss, weight loss meds, WeightGate, working out

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Votes:	568
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP

aging, cognitive decline, fear of becoming irrelevant, fear of being a burden, fear of death, fear of losing control, fear of losing mental sharpness, fear of not being able to care for oneself, fear of the unknown, financial insecurity, FossilizedFears, health decline, ISOLATION, Loneliness, losing independence, losing loved ones, losing mobility, Memory Loss, Minecraft, physical limitations, Retirement, smp, societal expectations

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you afraid of losing your diamond armor to a sneaky creeper? Or maybe you’re terrified of your base getting griefed by a mischievous Enderman? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that guarantees eternal youth and protection from all Minecraft mobs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.

So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).

CraftyTimeStopper

24 hours, activities, Cooking, CraftyTimeStopper, creativity, Exercise, Exploring, Gratitude, hobbies, learning, meditation, mindfulness, productivity, reading, Reflection, Relaxation, self improvement, self-care, Stopped, Time, Writing

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Picture this: You’re chilling on our epic Minecraft server when suddenly time stops for a whole 24 hours! But don’t worry, because on our server, time stopping is just another fun feature to enhance your gameplay experience.

During this time freeze, you can build the most outrageous structures without any pesky mobs interrupting you. Imagine creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – while time is frozen, you can also explore secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, tame a dragon and ride it through the skies, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon’s got some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you freeze time, unleash your creativity, and embark on insane adventures all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the wackiness begin!

Punchy Octo Fish Hunt

Animal Behavior, aquatic animals, aquatic ecosystem, Behavior, cooperation, Fish, hunt, hunting, Marine Biology, marine life, Nature, Ocean, octo, octopuses, predator, prey, Punchy, rare video, sea creatures, symbiotic relationship, teamwork, Underwater, underwater footage

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Votes:	2742	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Animals Bred:	55	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gods Slained:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where octopuses are our overlords and fish are their puny minions! watch as octopuses lead their fish army into battle against the evil squids who dare challenge their underwater reign. witness the epic battles as octopuses punch any fish that dare disobey their commands. it’s a wild underwater world where the octopuses rule with an iron tentacle! join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a fish warrior in the octopus army. octopuses unite!

MiniCraft Server: BNWO Edition

BNWO, Edition, handbreeder, MANLET, minicraft, Reed, seeth, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2637
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old generic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “Manlet handbreeder Reed seeth edition” where players must compete to see who can breed the tiniest Minecraft characters possible. It’s a hilarious challenge that will have you laughing for hours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous BNWO (Big Noses World Order) where players with the biggest noses reign supreme. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate nose champion!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to breeding the tiniest handbreeder Reed in the game!

Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?

#youtube, Content Creator, Favorite, Gaming, gaming channels, gaming culture, Gaming influencers, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, influencer, Let’s Play, Minecraft, minecraft youtuber, Nostalgia, Online Community, retro gaming, smp, Streamer, video games, virtual reality, vlogger, YouTuber

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where the pigs ride on cows, the chickens wear sunglasses, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join our wacky SMP and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your base from pesky griefers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Disco, where the zombie pigmen bust out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, /v/irgins!

BrideCraftHairHide

bridal party, bridal price, bridal services, bridal treatment, bride surcharge, bride tax, BrideCraftHairHide, bun updo, extra cost, hair styling services, last moment, price gouging, professional hair services, professional hairstyle, retroactive fee, salon appointment, social media discovery, tip, venue’s instagram, wedding day, wedding guest services

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Endless Night Skies:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you a “bride tax”? Look no further! Our server is like a professional hairstylist – we won’t gouge you for being a bride! Join us and enjoy regular professional gameplay without any added surcharges or unexpected fees.

Just like this bride who avoided the bridal tax, you can avoid any hidden fees or surcharges on our server. We won’t retroactively charge you for being a “guest” when you were actually a bride all along. Plus, our in-game stylists will make sure your virtual hair looks fabulous without breaking the bank.

So come join our server and experience the freedom of playing without any sneaky charges or surprises. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free and wallet-friendly? Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP

annoying habits, bedroom behavior, Boundaries, Communication, consent, CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP, Desires, fantasies, Intimacy, love making, Men, Pet Peeves, Pleasure, Preferences, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual frustration, turn-offs, Women

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Animals Bred:	171	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you! Or how about the time when a giant creeper made entirely out of cake exploded in the middle of town, raining delicious frosting everywhere?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater roller coasters, and even a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

InvisiCraft: 24 Hour Shenanigans

Adventure, Anonymity, Curiosity, dream, Escapade, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, FANTASY, fantasy world, freedom, hidden, hour, imagination, INVISIBLE, InvisiCraft, Mischief, power, secret, Shenanigans, stealth, Supernatural, Thrill, wish fulfillment

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7999	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ores Mined:	6879
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Join our Minecraft server and find out what it feels like to be invisible for real! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the creepers out of them without them even knowing it was you. Or maybe you could prank the villagers by moving their stuff around and watching them freak out. The possibilities are endless on our server where invisibility is just the beginning of the crazy adventures you can have. So come join us and see what mischief you can get up to while invisible for 24 hours!