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No Meds, Just Blocks
If modern medicine didn’t exist, you’d probably be dead from a paper cut or a pesky mosquito bite. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, we have magical healing potions that can cure anything from a broken heart to a zombie bite. Join us and never worry about dying from a common cold again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that? So come on over and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server around! -
Piggy Remote Ops: Swiss Surgeons
so, liek, imagine if u cud operate on pigs from, liek, across the world with a video game controller? well, dis server is liek dat but with minecraft! u can join and perform surgeries on pigs in faraway lands, all from the comfort of ur own blocky world. join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and virtual surgeries that will blow ur mind! who knew saving pigs could be so fun and wacky? come join us and be a part of dis crazy adventure today! -
Medbros Mine-tastic Madness
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, say goodbye to the same old grind and hello to Medbros! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is run by a group of meditating bros who have achieved enlightenment through playing Minecraft. Join us and reach a higher state of consciousness while building epic structures!
2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks and funky beats. Get your groove on and show off your best dance moves!
3. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on Medbros, anything is possible! Our custom plugins allow for all sorts of wacky shenanigans, including pig jousting and chicken races.
4. Are you a fan of extreme sports? Our server features a lava parkour course where players can test their skills and agility while dodging fiery death. It’s like the Olympics, but with more burning!
So what are you waiting for? Join Medbros today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate meditating bro!
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Ultra Rare London Bus Minecraft SMP Drive By
Are you tired of missing out on once-in-a-lifetime moments like the Floki Inu bus sighting? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret plugin that allows you to travel back in time and capture those epic moments for eternity! Join us and never miss out on the chance to witness a London bus with a crypto ad ever again. Trust us, it’s a game-changer. -
OnlyFansCraft
Are you tired of struggling to pay for college and bills while your parents go on luxurious vacations? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Build your dream mansion with all the designer clothes and shoes you desire, no judgment here! Plus, you can earn virtual money without resorting to starting an only fans account. Leave the real world behind and join us for a wild adventure filled with fun and laughter. Who needs financial aid when you have a virtual paradise waiting for you? So come on, join us and let’s build a world where parents can’t lecture you for living your best life! -
GrudgeCraft SMP
Are you still salty about that time a creeper blew up your diamond castle on our Minecraft SMP? Well, join us and get your revenge by pranking your friends with exploding sheep and hidden lava traps! We promise you’ll never run out of ways to get back at your fellow players for stealing your precious resources or accidentally hitting you with a pickaxe. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and let the grudges flow like water in a never-ending river of chaos and fun! -
CraftyComrades
come join our epic minecraft server where russia is too busy playing to join peace summits! we have vodka flowing like rivers and bears riding minecarts! join now for a chance to build a communist utopia or start a capitalist empire! who needs peace when you have diamonds and creepers to worry about! come join the chaos and fun!