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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 2063 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it won a nobel prize? well, this server is the one for u! we got potions that give u super powers but also make u fart rainbow sparkles. it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know?
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.
