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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 8437 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where the surgeons are actually minecraft players who sometimes forget to save their patients because they were too busy building a sick roller coaster in the hospital lobby.
we got pigs flying, literally. they wear jetpacks and soar through the sky like bacon angels.
our admin once accidentally turned the entire server into a giant bowl of spaghetti, but don’t worry, we cleaned it up with a giant fork.
if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are breakdancing and the zombies are doing the macarena.
so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything can happen, including getting operated on by a surgeon who’s more interested in building a castle than saving your life.
