Medical Device MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

DiabeticRageCraft

Disrespect, type one diabetic, Teacher, Communication, Trouble

Are you tired of dealing with annoying teachers who just don’t understand your struggles? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! We don’t have any teachers to take away your medical pump or send you to “sanctions” for giving them the finger. Plus, we have a special potion that lowers your blood sugar levels in the game, so you can focus on building your dream world without any distractions. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just log off and relax in our virtual diabetes-friendly oasis. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

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Blood Pressure Buddy

Caltech, medical advancements, PRESSURE, medical innovation, blood pressure measurement

so, like, u know how u always gotta go to the doc to get ur blood pressure checked? well, NOT ANYMORE, my dude! this server has this INSANE new method to measure ur blood pressure without even touching u! like, u can just chill at home, playin Minecraft, and still know if ur blood pressure is good or not.

no more waitin in those boring hospital rooms, no more awkward small talk with the doc. just join this server and u can monitor ur blood pressure wherever u are, even in the middle of nowhere! who needs resources when u got this crazy device, amirite?

so come join us and experience the future of vital-sign monitoring. plus, we have epic builds, friendly players, and the best memes around. u won’t wanna miss out on all the fun, trust me!

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MiCraft: Brainwave Edition

Edition, brainwave, neural activity, text translation, neural decoding

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S GOT A HIGH-PERFORMANCE, MINIATURIZED BRAIN-MACHINE INTERFACE! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE GOT AN 8MM2, LOW-POWER, HIGHLY ACCURATE (91% YO) SOLUTION TO TRANSLATE NEURAL ACTIVITY TO TEXT!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH JUST YO BRAIN WAVES, NO NEED FOR HANDS, JUST THINK IT AND IT’LL HAPPEN! U CAN BE THE MASTER BUILDER WITHOUT EVEN LIFTING A FINGER!

SO COME JOIN US ON DIS CRAZY SERVER AND LET’S SEE WHAT KINDA INSANE STUFF WE CAN CREATE WITH OUR MINDS! LET’S GET WILD AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

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NaloxoneNinja – Saving Pigs in 3.2!

opioid crisis, experimental treatment, overdose prevention, drug overdose, animal trials

Yo, come join this wild Minecraft server where we got pigs overdosing on opioids left and right! But don’t worry, we got this crazy implantable device called “iSOS” that detects overdoses and shoots out naloxone like it’s confetti at a party. These pigs be living on the edge, but thanks to our high-tech gadget, they’re back on their feet in no time. Join now for a real adrenaline rush and see if you can save more pigs than our automated naloxone dispenser! It’s a piggy party you won’t want to miss!

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PythonFangSurgeryCraft

damaged tissue, tendon repair, Orthopedic Surgery, new technology, tissue repair

come join our minecraft server where we have a new medical device that will fix all your rotator cuff injuries! we got tiny teeth that latch onto your tendon and bone like a python’s fangs, spreading and lessening the force on your damaged tissue. it’s like having a tiny dentist in your shoulder, but way cooler. join now and say goodbye to shoulder pain while building epic structures in the game. who knew minecraft could be so therapeutic?

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GovtConspiracyMinecraftSMP

conspiracy theories, classified data, confidential files, hidden agendas, sensitive information

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the secrets are juicier than a ripe watermelon! Ever wondered what the government is hiding from us? Well, on this server, we’ve got all the conspiracy theories you could ever dream of! From secret alien bases to hidden treasure troves, you never know what you might uncover.

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind Area 51, or maybe you’re more interested in finding out where the Illuminati hide their secret meetings. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground tunnels that lead to a parallel universe – trust us, it’s a wild ride.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and downright craziness, then come join our Minecraft SMP and see what secrets you can uncover. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere!

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CraftyConfidence

self-validation, self esteem, self-confidence, Confidence, self love

Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, because our server will have you strutting around like a Minecraft pro in no time! Join us and you’ll be smiting creepers with your pinky finger and building epic castles with your eyes closed. Our server is like a confidence booster on steroids – you’ll be walking around like a Minecraft boss in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the ability to communicate with these wise llamas and learn their ancient Minecraft secrets. Who needs a diamond sword when you have the wisdom of a llama on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most confident Minecraft player in the land. Trust us, you’ll be strutting around like a Minecraft superstar in no time!

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CraftyFinnAid118

Ukraine, foreign relations, solidarity, AID PACKAGE, CraftyFinnAid118

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, bro. Like, Finland just dropped a fat stack of 118 million euros on this server, like what even is that? It’s like raining money up in here, fam.

But wait, there’s more. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. Yeah, you heard me right. You’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the plebs on the ground in awe of your greatness.

Oh, and did I mention that the mobs on this server are like, next level? Like, the creepers will straight up start breakdancing when they see you coming. And the zombies? They’ll be too busy trying to do the Macarena to even attack you.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s lit AF, fam. Just imagine all the epic adventures you’ll have and all the ridiculous stories you’ll be able to tell your friends. Plus, who doesn’t want to be able to fly like a boss and watch mobs bust a move? Get on this server, stat.

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Memory Lane Minecraft

forgotten places, Nostalgia, hazy, Reminiscing, wistful

yo, come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can relive all yo childhood memories and maybe even make some new ones! we got pigs flyin’ in da sky, creepers doin’ da cha cha, and villagers sellin’ diamonds for dirt cheap!

remember dat time u built a sick treehouse in yo backyard? well now u can build a whole dang forest in dis server! we got trees taller than da Eiffel Tower and mushrooms bigger than yo grandma’s meatballs!

and don’t even get me started on da adventures u can go on! we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, haunted mansions with ghostly mobs, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

so what u waitin’ for? come join da fun and make some memories dat u’ll never forget on dis one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

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Green Space Survival

urban areas, tree planting, Survival, urban design, Green..

Yo, listen up gamers! This server is like a magical forest of fun and craziness, where the trees are your best friends and they make you live forever! Studies have shown that if you play on this server, your chances of dying are like, super low, especially if you build your house within 1km of a tree. Forget those lame servers with tiny greenspaces, here we have GIANT trees that will protect you from any danger. Join now and become immortal in the world of Minecraft!

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