Medical Condition MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crimson Skylands 1.20.2

Pain, health issues, shitting blood, Symptoms, seeking relief

Yo, listen up you blockheads! If you’re tired of shitting blood like our boy here, then you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, because our pixelated world is so lit that it’ll make your intestines do the cha-cha slide out of pure excitement!

We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more lava pits than a volcano convention! Join us and say goodbye to your bloody toilet troubles, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shitting out is pure joy and excitement! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory!

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BlindMomma’sBoyNoCare

Divorce, quality of eggs, rejection, Blind, DATING

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to escape from your crazy mother who lies about being pregnant and tests the quality of her eggs for her boyfriend.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world away from all the insanity of real life. Explore new lands, mine for resources, and maybe even find a new family that won’t lie about their pregnancies.

But beware, you might encounter some players who are just as nuts as your own family members. From paraplegic fathers to blind mothers with secret pregnancies, our server is full of surprises at every turn.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to escape to?

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SickCraft Minecraft Server

strike system, PCOS, health severity, sick leave, ruptured cyst

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of taking care of yourself, unlike some managers out there! Join us and escape the real world craziness by diving into our virtual world filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being put on a strike system for having a ruptured cyst or growing tumors in your uterus. In fact, we encourage you to take all the sick days you need to heal and recharge. Our CEO even holds meetings to make sure you’re feeling okay and to discuss your favorite Minecraft building techniques.

So come join us and leave behind the stress of dealing with unsympathetic managers. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and most importantly, take care of yourself without any judgment. Because on our server, your health and well-being come first.

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DadCraft: NoSoloTime

Seizure, wellbeing, children, Job, income

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only seizures you’ll be experiencing are from the sheer excitement of playing on our epic server!

Join us for some blocky fun and leave all your real-life worries behind. Our server is so addictive, you won’t even have time to worry about your partner’s epilepsy or your financial struggles.

Imagine a world where your biggest concern is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster. No falling babies here, just falling blocks as you create your own virtual paradise.

So come on, leave your real-life problems at the door and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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MomGoneWildMC

Respect, food restrictions, family, compassion, Hospitality

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles and crazy arguments like the time I yelled at my mother for criticizing my husband’s dietary needs.

Witness the chaos as we navigate through awkward dinner parties and heated confrontations, all while trying to survive in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

So if you’re looking for a server with drama, excitement, and a touch of insanity, look no further! Join us now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there.

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CancerCraft Minecraft Server

medical condition, personal choice, Dilemma, curly hair, Cancer

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are forged and hair is shared! Join us for a chance to meet your new best friend who may or may not ask for your hair to make a wig. Our server is filled with exciting adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional request for a wig made out of your locks.

Imagine the possibilities of having your hair immortalized in a wig worn by your friend as they battle creepers and zombies in the game. Who knows, maybe your hair will give them superpowers to defeat any foe that comes their way!

So come join us on this wild ride of friendship, hair donations, and epic Minecraft battles. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation where you have to decide whether or not to give your cancerous friend your precious curls. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

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DiabeticCraft: Sugar-Free Shenanigans

low blood sugar, Argument, control, health, medical condition

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing sweeter than our pixelated landscapes is the sugar rush you’ll get from playing here!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when your boyfriend has a low-blood-sugar episode and starts doing the cha-cha in the kitchen. But don’t worry, we promise our server won’t leave you disoriented and confused like he does!

Explore our world and meet new friends, just like how your boyfriend stumbled into your puppy and ended up in a hilarious slapstick comedy routine. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a rare sighting of a player trying to adjust the ratio of insulin to carbs in real-time – talk about immersive gameplay!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of trying to wake up your character after a night of low blood sugar, all while dodging accusations of being a b*tch for not being his in-game nurse. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like your relationship with your diabetic boyfriend.

And remember, our server is so epic that even your boyfriend claims he handles his diabetes better than “95% of diabetics” – now that’s a statistic you can’t argue with! So come on in and let the fun begin, because on our server, the only thing sweeter than the loot is the sugar high.

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BootyBlockerCraft

anatomy, drowning, human body, Water, gastrointestinal

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s most pressing questions like “How deep would someone have to go in water for their butthole to fail and let water in?” Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of the ocean and test the limits of our virtual anatomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Pirates, a group of players who sail the high seas in search of treasure and booty (pun intended). Join their crew and embark on epic quests filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater base where players can engage in intense battles using nothing but fish as weapons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the depth of your butthole).

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CraftyCarbCrusaders

diet, medical condition, weight loss, Exercise, meal planning

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you shed those extra pounds? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your wife’s diet plan look like a walk in the park. Join us and get ready to sweat off those pixels!

Our server is so hardcore, it’ll make you count calories in your sleep. Forget insulin resistance, we’ve got creeper resistance! And if you think you can just be more active to lose weight, think again. Our mobs will have you running for your virtual life!

Join now and let us help you on your journey to a healthier Minecraft life. Just remember, we can’t do all the work for you – you’ve got to put in the effort to see those blocky abs!

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Minecraft SMP: The Headache Patient

Chronic pain, Headaches, headache remedies, headache specialist, headache prevention

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your constant headaches! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging SUPER AIRBORNE SPACE AIDS while building your dream base and battling other players in epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

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