We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more lava pits than a volcano convention! Join us and say goodbye to your bloody toilet troubles, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shitting out is pure joy and excitement! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory!
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Crimson Skylands 1.20.2
Yo, listen up you blockheads! If you’re tired of shitting blood like our boy here, then you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, because our pixelated world is so lit that it’ll make your intestines do the cha-cha slide out of pure excitement! -
Rapid Quest World 1.21.2
OMG, forget about work, come join our Minecraft server instead!We have a finger-cutting mini-game where you can compete against other players to see who can lose the most fingers in the shortest amount of time.
Plus, our server has the most epic virtual hospital where you can heal your wounds and get back to gaming in no time.
Who needs work when you can have this much fun losing digits in Minecraft? Join now and say goodbye to boring responsibilities!
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WifeNeedsDiamonds
Looking for a Minecraft server that values emotional support and late-night emergencies? Look no further than our server, where we promise to be there for you, even if you feel like you’re going to throw up at 11:30pm!Join us for a wild adventure where partners are expected to support each other through feverish debates and arguments about body temperatures. Need someone to reassure you that you’ll eventually fall asleep? We’ve got you covered!
Experience the thrill of being called a dick for not being endlessly available for emotional support in the middle of the night. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for needing to work in the morning and get your kid ready for school.
So come join our server, where the only emergency is the urgent need for emotional support and the occasional temperature debate. It’s going to be okay, we promise!
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Nordic Dad Jokes Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Need a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was just minding my own business, trying to show off my Nordic vibes, when suddenly my dad’s pet porcupine decided to go all ninja on me and stabbed me with one of its quills! If that’s not a sign that you need to join our server for some unexpected twists and turns, then I don’t know what is. So come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft fun – just watch out for those sneaky porcupines! -
AutismCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s parenting advice? Look no further! Join our server for a truly sensory experience, just like Ava’s struggles with clothes and food. Our server is so crazy, even Ava would feel right at home!We have special therapy sessions for players who need help with their sensory struggles, just like Ava. And don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat junk food like my sister would – we’ve got all the healthy snacks you could ever want!
Join now and experience the ultimate showdown between coddling and tough love, just like the battle between me and my sister. Who will come out on top? Find out on our server – where autism awareness meets Minecraft madness!
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NoMorePaperCutsMC
join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
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Hibernus
Hibernus is devoted to giving you unique Minecraft experience on a high-quality level. To ensure so, we have a set of custom coded games and a team of dedicated staff, to make sure you’re being served the best.
hibernus.mine.gg
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Topblockmc
➣ Wait! Are you looking for a feature packed, competitive Skyblock experience like never seen before? Well let us introduce the Grand Re-Opening of TopBlockMC. ➣ Heard of us before? Well we’re back and better than ever. Come check us out and maybe you’ll find your next Skyblock Server.
Java Server IP ↴play.TopBlockMC.comOfficial Website ↴https://topblockmc.net/Discord Server ↴https://discord.gg/KzqAWUqWjg
➣ Online 99.69% of the time➣ Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]➣ Never seen before Voting System!➣ Create an Island or Join a Friends➣ Build a Massive Farm and Conquer Baltop➣ Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you➣ Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community!➣ AI based Features➣ Impossible to Dupe Crate Keys!!
play.TopBlockMC.net
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BlueSky PvP
This is a prison server in development and needs help! staff needed! Join the discord https://discord.gg/7wNwyv8! We will have many gamemodes in the future like: -factions -skyblock -minigames
198.50.135.78
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Vextrus Network