We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more lava pits than a volcano convention! Join us and say goodbye to your bloody toilet troubles, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shitting out is pure joy and excitement! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory!
Crimson Skylands 1.20.2
1.20.2, BLEEDING, Chronic issue, Crimson, digestive system, discomfort, Frustration, gastrointestinal, gastrointestinal distress, health issues, internal bleeding, medical attention, medical condition, medical problems, Pain, recurring problem, seeking help, seeking relief, shitting blood, Skylands, Symptoms, tiredYo, listen up you blockheads! If you’re tired of shitting blood like our boy here, then you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, because our pixelated world is so lit that it’ll make your intestines do the cha-cha slide out of pure excitement!Rapid Quest World 1.21.2
1.21.2, accident prevention, cut finger, doctor visit, emergency, finger injury, first aid, Healthcare, Injury prevention, knife accident, medical attention, medical leave, occupational hazard, Quest, Quick question, Rapid, safety precautions, self-care, sharp objects, urgent care, work tomorrow, workplace injury, workplace safety, worldOMG, forget about work, come join our Minecraft server instead!We have a finger-cutting mini-game where you can compete against other players to see who can lose the most fingers in the shortest amount of time.
Plus, our server has the most epic virtual hospital where you can heal your wounds and get back to gaming in no time.
Who needs work when you can have this much fun losing digits in Minecraft? Join now and say goodbye to boring responsibilities!
WifeNeedsDiamonds
bedtime, Communication, emergency, Emotional support, Fever, high needs, Marriage, medical attention, muscle relaxer, Nighttime, parenting, Reassurance, responsibilities, sick wife, Sickness, Sleep, Support, Thermometer, Tylenol, WifeNeedsDiamonds, WorkingLooking for a Minecraft server that values emotional support and late-night emergencies? Look no further than our server, where we promise to be there for you, even if you feel like you’re going to throw up at 11:30pm!Join us for a wild adventure where partners are expected to support each other through feverish debates and arguments about body temperatures. Need someone to reassure you that you’ll eventually fall asleep? We’ve got you covered!
Experience the thrill of being called a dick for not being endlessly available for emotional support in the middle of the night. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for needing to work in the morning and get your kid ready for school.
So come join our server, where the only emergency is the urgent need for emotional support and the occasional temperature debate. It’s going to be okay, we promise!
Nordic Dad Jokes Minecraft SMP
Animal Attack, Animal Behavior, animal encounter, ATTACKED, dad, family pet, Father, jokes, leg injury, medical attention, Minecraft, Nordic, painful experience, pet owner, pet porcupine, porcupine defense, puncture wound, quills, self defense, sharp quill, smp, unexpected attack, wild animals, wildlife encounterWelcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Need a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was just minding my own business, trying to show off my Nordic vibes, when suddenly my dad’s pet porcupine decided to go all ninja on me and stabbed me with one of its quills! If that’s not a sign that you need to join our server for some unexpected twists and turns, then I don’t know what is. So come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft fun – just watch out for those sneaky porcupines!AutismCraft Minecraft Server
autism, AutismCraft, Birthday Party, Clueless, coddling, Donor, early signs, fussy baby, healthy foods, judgemental, medical attention, meeting new people, Minecraft, parenting advice, picky eater, sensory difficulties, sensory struggles, Server, single and childless, spoiled, Supplements, TherapyLooking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s parenting advice? Look no further! Join our server for a truly sensory experience, just like Ava’s struggles with clothes and food. Our server is so crazy, even Ava would feel right at home!We have special therapy sessions for players who need help with their sensory struggles, just like Ava. And don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat junk food like my sister would – we’ve got all the healthy snacks you could ever want!
Join now and experience the ultimate showdown between coddling and tough love, just like the battle between me and my sister. Who will come out on top? Find out on our server – where autism awareness meets Minecraft madness!
NoMorePaperCutsMC
bandages, Caution, daily threat, finger injury, first aid, Healing Process, INCONVENIENCE, medical attention, minor injuries, no longer, NoMorePaperCutsMC, office accidents, Pain, Paper cuts, Prevention, Protection, Safety Measures, sharp objects, small cuts, used to be, workplace hazardsjoin our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
ExGoldDiggerNoMore
50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contributionLooking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.
BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP
bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfortOMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbuttBlockhead Banter
absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent commentsAre you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!RareEarthRansom
aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairsare you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!Robo CAPTCHA Challenge
Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world dominationso, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!
plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?
so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.
PuppyPotion PvP Land
Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, ToxinsLOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFEZyronCraft
Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, TownyZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!
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