We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more lava pits than a volcano convention! Join us and say goodbye to your bloody toilet troubles, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shitting out is pure joy and excitement! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory!
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Crimson Skylands 1.20.2
Yo, listen up you blockheads! If you’re tired of shitting blood like our boy here, then you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, because our pixelated world is so lit that it’ll make your intestines do the cha-cha slide out of pure excitement! -
Rapid Quest World 1.21.2
OMG, forget about work, come join our Minecraft server instead!We have a finger-cutting mini-game where you can compete against other players to see who can lose the most fingers in the shortest amount of time.
Plus, our server has the most epic virtual hospital where you can heal your wounds and get back to gaming in no time.
Who needs work when you can have this much fun losing digits in Minecraft? Join now and say goodbye to boring responsibilities!
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WifeNeedsDiamonds
Looking for a Minecraft server that values emotional support and late-night emergencies? Look no further than our server, where we promise to be there for you, even if you feel like you’re going to throw up at 11:30pm!Join us for a wild adventure where partners are expected to support each other through feverish debates and arguments about body temperatures. Need someone to reassure you that you’ll eventually fall asleep? We’ve got you covered!
Experience the thrill of being called a dick for not being endlessly available for emotional support in the middle of the night. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for needing to work in the morning and get your kid ready for school.
So come join our server, where the only emergency is the urgent need for emotional support and the occasional temperature debate. It’s going to be okay, we promise!
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Nordic Dad Jokes Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Need a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was just minding my own business, trying to show off my Nordic vibes, when suddenly my dad’s pet porcupine decided to go all ninja on me and stabbed me with one of its quills! If that’s not a sign that you need to join our server for some unexpected twists and turns, then I don’t know what is. So come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft fun – just watch out for those sneaky porcupines! -
AutismCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s parenting advice? Look no further! Join our server for a truly sensory experience, just like Ava’s struggles with clothes and food. Our server is so crazy, even Ava would feel right at home!We have special therapy sessions for players who need help with their sensory struggles, just like Ava. And don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat junk food like my sister would – we’ve got all the healthy snacks you could ever want!
Join now and experience the ultimate showdown between coddling and tough love, just like the battle between me and my sister. Who will come out on top? Find out on our server – where autism awareness meets Minecraft madness!
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NoMorePaperCutsMC
join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
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Pastlands SMP: Modded Fun 4!
Modded, Thriving Server Ecosystem, Immersive Role-Playing Elements, Fun, Advanced Redstone CreationsThe Pastlands [SMP]
Welcome to Season 4!
Game: Minecraft Version: 1.20.1 Type: Modded Voice Chat: Proximity
What’s in Store?
- 60+ Epic Mods
- Create
- MineColonies
- Biomes O’ Plenty
- Easy Villagers
- Sophisticated Backpacks
- Farmers Delight
- And more!
Why Join?
- Build Big Colonies
- Automate Your World
- Explore Cool Biomes
- Style Up Your Base
For Builders, Explorers, Redstone Pros, or Chaos Agents—there’s fun for all!
Stay Fresh!
- Weekly Updates
- Happy Community
Join Us!
Hop in our Discord to get started: Join Discord
Join the Team!
We want Helpers, Devs, and Marketing Stars! If you love Minecraft and are keen to help, apply now!
No Drama, Just Fun!
- No Pay-to-Win
- Just Mods, Mates, and Mayhem
Join today and craft your next big adventure!
- 60+ Epic Mods
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Sparked SMP 18+ Java Fun!
Welcome to Sparked!
This is a long-term SMP for all kinds of players. With a strong team of admins, this server is here to last!
Join our Discord to apply!
Click here: Discord Link
Gameplay:
- Play how you want! Only spawn and shop areas are off-limits.
- Make friends! Many love to chat and meet new folks. Say hi!
- 18+ only. No griefing, stealing, or bad vibes.
- No pay-to-win stuff here!
Mods & Datapacks:
Check out some cool mods/datapacks:
- Bluemap: A map like Google Earth, add your own markers!
- Simple Voice Chat: Talk to folks nearby (client install needed).
- Armor Poser: Easy armor stand edits (client install needed).
- Player Heads
- More Mob Heads
Join us now!
We can’t wait to meet you! Discord Link
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ExeosCraft SMP: Fun, Pets & Love!
Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!
Tired of servers with weird rules and cash grabs? ExeosCraft is here for you. Keep your cash—donations go to charity!
🌟 Why Choose Us?
- 🌍 Stability: Our server has been lag-free since June 2020. No resets on our huge 35,000×35,000 map!
- 🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win: Fair play for all, no cash wins here.
- 🎁 Giving Back: Extra cash helps charities and fun giveaways.
- 🌈 Inclusivity: No hate here. ExeosCraft is safe for everyone.
- 🤖 Custom Plugins: Fun plugins to make your game better.
- 🎮 Cross-Platform: Works on both Java and Bedrock, with cool stuff for Bedrock players!
🌐 Our Features:
- 🌄 Permanent World: Your builds stay forever.
- 🌟 Level-Up System: Get perks in-game, no cash needed.
- 🐾 Pets: Train pets to help in fights.
- 🏡 Land Claim: Keep your builds safe.
- 🪓 McMMO: Get ranks with in-game cash.
- 💰 Strong Economy: Lots of player trade.
- 🏆 Leaderboards: Show off your skills!
- 🌟 Hard Difficulty: It’s hard mode, get ready!
- 🗳️ Player-Driven Updates: Join our Discord to suggest new stuff!
Join ExeosCraft for a fun and lasting Minecraft trip. You’ll be glad you did!
Discord: Join us here Trailer: Watch now
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Anarchy Network: No Hacks 1.21.4
Thriving Player Economy, Challenging Survival Scenarios, Hacks, Epic World Discoveries, Creative Survival TechniquesWelcome to Anarchy Network!
Launch Date: October 11, 2024 Location: New York City, NY, USA
What is Anarchy Network?
- A Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server.
- Pure survival vibe, close to Vanilla Minecraft.
- No hacks allowed.
- Online: 24/7
- Java Versions: 1.7.2 to 1.21.5 (1.21.4 is best!)
- World Border: 2 Million blocks (4Mx4M)
Rules:
- No map resets.
- No teleporting.
- No pay-to-win stuff.
- Griefing and PvP? Totally fine!
- Only non-vanilla command is /spawn for far players.
- Nether roof access is cool.
- Phantoms are gone.
- Half the players skip night.
What’s Not Allowed:
- Exploits
- Lag machines
- Duping
- Spamming
- Harassment or slurs in chat
FAQ:
1. Why rules?
- Some folks don’t like spam and lag. We keep chat nice and no cheats.
2. Why no cheats?
- This is Semi-Anarchy. Cheats ruin fun for others.
Join Us!
Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net
Get ready for some wild fun!